lesbian-overdrive

who cares let's go get gangbanged by pokemon together

Eventually we get larger from eating them

DJing at the club: put your hands in the air and shake your ass a lil if you love baby animals!!!! everyone go crazy!! do it for the baby animals!!😄

Went to an Oedipus Rex adaption today and my friends were debating whether the Oedipus/Jocasta age gap was problematic. Like guys…I think their relationship has bigger issues

there basically isn't a single established action archetype that you can't improve tenfold by making it a girl

the old master. the sneering rival. the implacable pursuer. the pragmatic mercenary. the combat hedonist. the sleeper operative. the guy who's just really big. the list goes on

what’s sad is that the first person to fry an ant with a magnifying glass was probably just trying to look

go kart

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

god i fucking hate it when i start reading a post i agree with and that's making good points even if they weren't quite the way i'd personally phrase them but like i'm thinking Yeah this is someone i'm on the same page with and then halfway through they start saying some shit that makes me suddenly realize the whole time they were just running defense for the concept of inventing a special glue that lets you walk up and down anything

watch as leninists conveniently ignore that he said this

I am God and in this next patch update I’m getting rid of periods. instead, vaginas will now make pearls that you can trade in for prizes

happy april foold everyone did you know about………………… bofa