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St. Peter: *sees the new Gay Pride merch* Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! ….You’re straight?!

Abel: Yeah.

St. Peter: *eyes him up and down* You’re not straight.

Abel: What, you think just we’re friends that means I’m gay? So every person who stands within 20 feet of you is automatically gay?

St. Peter: *blinks twice in confusion* I suppose I’ve never considered it before. But I mean, you don’t have a… *immediately stops talking*

Abel: A what?

St. Peter: A…A straight…voice?

Abel: *astonished* Oh, a straight voice? And what, pray tell, is a “straight voice” to you? What do straight people sound like? Can you do an impression of a straight voice? You know what? Let me get a chair. *goes to grabs random chair* Let me get a freaking chair because hoo boy, do I gotta hear this. I gotta sit down for this because hoo boy, is this gonna be good! So let’s hear it. Let’s hear what you think straight people sound like.

St. Peter: …I’d like to rescind my comment.

Abel: What was that?

I feel like Abel has commitment issues on one extreme or another

Like, he either obsessively keeps track of Peter- asking where he is, going through his things or having a panic attack spiral convincing himself that Peter actually hates him, doesn't want to be there, &/or is planning something cruel to use against Abel

Or he has severe avoidment issues, like he and Peter are sitting together one day and Peter finally asks him if they are bfs (even tho they basically live together) and Abel freaked out so bad he moved back in with Adam for a year

He of course moves back with Peter and works on his issues

(Adam was his biggest supporter and help, but mostly cos bringing a date home at 1am to your chud som making pizza rolls, in fact, does NOT help you get laid, it hinders it quite a lot actually, visual ref↓)

Abel from the Hazbin Hotel season two trading cards.

St. Peter re-desing I wanted to make + Abel

Why did I desing him with a beard? bc St. Peter is depicted as having one. I find it absolutely heinous that they didn't design him with one (I'm joking).

Heaven Bois Keychains!!

Now available to buy!

✨ HOLYGATES WEEK 2: GATEKEEPING ✨

📅 March 1st – 7th

Get ready, HolyGates fans! Abel × St. Peter is back for the second time ever! and it’s time to push the gates open!

🎭 Day 1 – Musical AU

Sing it loud! Drop Abel & Peter into any musical universe you can imagine—chaos, drama, or romantic duets encouraged.

💼 Day 2 – Job Swap

Abel and St. Peter swaps jobs/roles (with anyone)

🩹 Day 3 – Hurt/Comfort

Bandages, whispered reassurances, and stolen moments of care. Heal the body, heal the heart.

🌍 Day 4 – Day on Earth

Basically Modern AUs are welcomed here! (Coffeshop/College/Rockstar/etc.)

🔥 Day 5 – Hell AU

Abel and St. Peter but they’re in Hell (demon/evil versions)

💋 Day 6 – Forbidden Touch (smutty)

Hands that shouldn’t, but do. Secrets, yearning, and indulgence. NSFW content anticipated 😉

🆓 Day 7 – Free Day

Anything goes! AU, fluff, angst, whump, or smut—your creative rules, your gates.

📌 How to participate:

Post your creations with the tag #HolyGatesWeek2 so everyone can find them!

Reblogs, fanart, fic, headcanons, playlists—all welcome.

✨ HOLYGATES WEEK 2: GATEKEEPING ✨

📅 March 1st – 7th

Get ready, HolyGates fans! Abel × St. Peter is back for the second time ever! and it’s time to push the gates open!

🎭 Day 1 – Musical AU

Sing it loud! Drop Abel & Peter into any musical universe you can imagine—chaos, drama, or romantic duets encouraged.

💼 Day 2 – Job Swap

Abel and St. Peter swaps jobs/roles (with anyone)

🩹 Day 3 – Hurt/Comfort

Bandages, whispered reassurances, and stolen moments of care. Heal the body, heal the heart.

🌍 Day 4 – Day on Earth

Basically Modern AUs are welcomed here! (Coffeshop/College/Rockstar/etc.)

🔥 Day 5 – Hell AU

Abel and St. Peter but they’re in Hell (demon/evil versions)

💋 Day 6 – Forbidden Touch (smutty)

Hands that shouldn’t, but do. Secrets, yearning, and indulgence. NSFW content anticipated 😉

🆓 Day 7 – Free Day

Anything goes! AU, fluff, angst, whump, or smut—your creative rules, your gates.

📌 How to participate:

Post your creations with the tag #HolyGatesWeek2 so everyone can find them!

Reblogs, fanart, fic, headcanons, playlists—all welcome.

IT’LL BE HOLYGATES WEEK IN 2 DAYS!!!

~My Gaykeeper~

SO. Two of the most fantastic cosplayers I've had the pleasure to meet (princespringles & saggingarts on IG) donned their impossibly good Abel and Saint Peter cosplays at AnimeverseFest Houston and made an iconic video with Alex Brightman and I needed to make it into a comic T_T

I threw in a few touches to reference their cosplays explicitly because they're just so pretty, there's no other Abel & St Peter cosplayers like them, I aspire to do half as well when I make ours~

Thanks to them for approving of my making this. Please go give them your love and follows!!! <3

YOU CAN WATCH THE ORIGINAL VIDEO HERE!!!