funky ghost

if you ever feel like there is no hope. there are frogs. always remember that.

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy me: not true Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform me: thats right

any of the make a wish kids could have just wished for global communism but they’re all selfishly obsessed with lego and marvel

shout-out to the guy at the ceiling fan factory that makes sure every fan has a regular speed setting and then also a setting where it spins so fast that you just know it's going to fall out of the ceiling and kill you

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

its 2013 why cant i fuck music

youre so right brother

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

im a protected species you fucking asshole

who up experiencing emotions they can talk to no one about

who up experiencing emotions they can talk to no one about

who up experiencing emotions they can talk to no one about

saw universe gamergate rant video complaining that jigsaw has gotten too woke because his main apprentice is a woman