funky ghost

if you ever feel like there is no hope. there are frogs. always remember that.

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

im a protected species you fucking asshole

who up experiencing emotions they can talk to no one about

who up experiencing emotions they can talk to no one about

who up experiencing emotions they can talk to no one about

saw universe gamergate rant video complaining that jigsaw has gotten too woke because his main apprentice is a woman

finally getting home from a saw trap and checking your phone to find a venmo request for $50 from @j_gsaw labeled “trap costs”

jigsaw definitely took your phone so he could see your venmo @ so he could send the request, so why didn’t he just send the money when he was doing that? because he’s not a bad person like you, roy

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

was i normal / forgivable / worth saving at the party last night? be honest haha 😂 🙈