Lil’ Leo

tired of cannibalism as a metaphor for love or sex. can we get into cannibalism as a metaphor for colonization.

people hate it when i say "black people getting cancer is racist" but im literally fucking right because systemic racism has led to chemical dumping being acceptable in black/brown neighborhoods and black people have higher rates of cancer as a result

is this ship popular because it’s legitimately compelling or is it popular because it’s the easiest to decontextualize and write college roommate AUs about?

this post broke containment and is getting ‘let people have fun and enjoy things’ comments, so i want to clarify that i hate fun and want to personally bludgeon everyone who has ever written a college roommate AU with a hammer

Thagomizer or not, it'd probably still be about as peaceful as other large herbivores in the class - the cape buffalo, or the joyful hippopotamus.

Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being." — Robert Anton Wilson

IVE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIEND FOR LIKE A YEAR NOW AND IT TURNS OUT WE KNEW EACH OTHER AND WERE FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER PRETRANSITION

we we’re talking about how we had a mutual friend and how that was so wild and then they mentioned another friend i knew and i was like “yeah i played soccer with them both in the park” and my friend was like “wait does your deadname start with a C” and it turns out she was also there and we just had no idea who each other was this entire time till now

This is fucking wild

This is half a plot for a modern Shakespearean comedy of errors.

Romcom where two people meet cute and bond over how awful their exes were and plan elaborate revenge schemes but it turns out they both transitioned and are helping to plan revenge plots against themselves

[Image description: A screenshot from avatar the last airbender where Roku says: “Some friendships are so strong, they can even transcend lifetimes”. End ID]

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

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Yknow I don’t even blame green for killing blue so early because like. At least with Lime while they’re smart no one believes them. But it would be so hard to sow discourse and paranoia in the crew with Blue around, because they are just so good at keeping everyone together and on one page generally speaking. They have a very commanding and respected presence that would be super hard to undermine. Really the best way to get people turning on each other would be to kill them. I fear they were doomed from the start. They would’ve always been a massive target immediately because they are both intelligent and respected. And blue wasn’t even alive long enough to realize how fucked they were. I’m sure if they had been alive long enough though they’d come to the realization that there is no way they’re going to survive this journey. That they were destined to die from the start. Can you imagine that?