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On my wife

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On my relationship with Holmes

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Unfortunately, before he can find anyone capable of breaking the curse, he is unknowingly purchased, adopted, and renamed by Geralt as the newest Roach.

At first, Jaskier is horrified.

Then he discovers something even more shocking.

Geralt talks.

Constantly.

The witcher, who normally treats conversations with actual people as a form of cruel and unusual punishment, apparently has no such reservations when speaking to his horse. Every day is an endless stream of commentary.

The weather. Local politics. Monster contracts. The questionable life choices of fellow witchers. Philosophical debates that begin with "What even counts as a monster?" and somehow end with Geralt complaining about taxes.

And, most scandalously, gossip.

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Pt. 1

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Geralt Makes it down the mountain first and it is much, MUCH later, when he’s cleaning out his stuff when he realizes he still has Jaskier’s Seal skin.

“Now, Geralt,” Vesemir said, wielding that weary, chastising tone only a father ever truly mastered, “I try not to meddle in what you do on the Path. But a selkie?”

Geralt stared down at the sealskin clutched in his hands, his fingers tightening faintly in the soft, damp fur. For a long moment, he said nothing.

“It’s Jaskier,” he admitted at last, the words barely more than a whisper.

“Your bard?” Vesemir asked.

Slowly, Geralt nodded.

“He’s kept the secret a long time,” Geralt said. His voice was rough around the edges, thoughtful in a way he rarely allowed himself to be. “Can’t blame him for it either. People steal selkie pelts. Trap them. Keep them.” His gaze dropped again. “I didn’t mean to take it.”

Vesemir’s eyes narrowed slightly. “But did you mean to give it back?”

Geralt looked up sharply, something almost startled flickering across his face.