Lemons? Lemons.

you ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where youre holding it and feel like thetis dipping newborn achilles into the river styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel

*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*

Oh my GOD am I sick of human rights being considered “poltics.” Every time I talk about it and someone says “I’m not interested in politics” I want to scream. 

after oblivio, hearing adrien say “she’s just a friend” is going to be even more painful than usual

if u sit near her in class she’ll snapchat a selfie captioned “dykes are soooo obsessed w me 😩 john 3:16” and make sure u can see her screen

Her name is Brailynn

and she’s going to pride to see ariana grande too

long guy

babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something