“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” - Oscar Wilde

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

yeah the 2020s have been difficult but at least we have the consolation that a single season of modern tv now takes 5 years to make and lasts about 16 seconds

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

citationless behavior

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

and for the lady, perhaps a devout knight?

ever since i was a little girl i knew i didnt have a competitive spirit

jobs for women who prioritise taking it easy and chillaxing forever

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak