Dear universe: please, SHUT UP!

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

when youre going to criticize someone for being annoying/privileged/entitled then whatever you do dont forget to sandwich in a dig at them being nonbinary it might be your only chance to make fun of trans people in a way that wont make your followers mad

"when I move to an apartment in seattle and my nonbinary roommate tells me im toxic for not washing their dishes" what about cisgender jared who doesnt wash his dishes. is it not as funny when its cisgender jared

do NOT leave sweet things lying around your room. a meta knight will be attracted to the sugar and invade your room

this makes me so happy idk who grondon and brendo are and idc this makes me happy and it's going on my blog

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