sometimes i say something funny.

I am, as the novelists say, in need of seaside air

If y’all don’t know how to treat mundane life experiences with awe and wonder at the world then maybe it’s *you* that’s probably boring that’s all I’m sayin

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

Homer's odussy

possibly my problem is also that i take two thousand year old poetry too personally

babe are you ok youve barely touched your comfort daydream scenario

my wife posting "the feminine urge to get divorced" the day after we get married

ur early 20s are about being obsessed with kindness and mary oliver and seasonal fruits and recreating comfort foods you ate as a child and learning how to love and crying because you have no choice but to live the life before you and finding god on the bus back from the grocery store

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds