JuiceBox

okay but this is a power move above any other

Much better

My brain riding out the last hour of work

Oh god. Oh fuck.

NOTHING is funnier to me than the fact that Dumbledore literally designed the PERFECT protection for the Philosopher’s Stone but still let the McGonagall enchant a giant chess set and Snape make a Legend of Zelda puzzle purely for the DRAMA of it all. And y'all say Dumbledore wasn’t ever visibly gay.

I am heartbroken that I was denied the grand oprah finale due to tumblrs community guidelines

Huh

Us (2019) dir. Jordan Peele

I hate this nigga lmaoooooooo

also i want thanos to have a counterpart villain called “sex thanos” who goes around planets and makes people fuck more so that there’s even more people and the populations get even bigger and he’s the bane of normal thanos’s existence 

also sex thanos looks exactly like nomal thanos but he talks and dresses like austin powers 

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.