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thoughtbthis meant they were predators to them

a massive cloud of paper airplanes descending upon a 747 and when they disperse all that’s left is a massive airliner skeleton picked perfectly clean of all flesh

#have you ever been so annoying you caused the reinvention of an entire literary genre

So as an Antarctic expert I need to add to this that we had not in fact been to Antarctica when it was named. The ancient Greeks decided that because there was an Arctic at the top of the world, with bears, there had to be an opposite at the other end, without bears. Which is kind of ridiculous except that the fuckers were dead on

new uterine lining just dropped

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

sorry for you but for me personally i could be BROWN, i could be BLUE, I COULD BE VIOLET SKY i could be HURTFUL, i could be PURPLE, i could be anything you like gotta be Green, gotta be Mean, gotta be everything more WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME, WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME? WHY DON'T YOU WALK OUT THE DOOR?

in one of the darkest periods of my life i watched 30 episodes of naruto in a single day and if i ever reach that level of depression again ive instructed my loved ones to hospitalize me immediately

You BEHEAD Marie Antoinette?

you CHOP her head like the GUILLOTINE??

OH OH CHAOS FOR FRANCE! CHAOS FOR FRANCE FOR 1000 YEARS!!!!