Commie Mistress

BLEASE

This post is like getting pelted with marshmallows shot out of a tennis ball launcher

the great thing about warhammer forty kay is that everyone is terrible so u can just roll around in the muck without stressing about the moral implications of your fanfiction or whatever. is gorefiend the cannibal more morally justified than captain orphanskinner? is it problematic to ship them with each other? who cares, they all deserve a kick in the nuts. get down in the muck, crack open a cold one, and watch these two jackasses try to kill each other with increasingly larger and sillier weapons

When you wanna see Gorefiend and Orphanskinner fuck nasty, but the chuds keep repeating "HERESY!!!" and "Brother, get the flamer. The heavy flamer" when you post art of Gorefiend and Orphanskinner flirting with each other on other sites, so you end up downloading Tumblr and brainrot to 3 mfs from there that you will ride to battle for.

As if Gorefiend didn't spend a full paragraph describing Orphanskinner's abs before he ambushed him in the bath with the gun that shot exploding clown dolls. People don't appreciate what Gorefiend and Orphanskinner have :'(

Yes, Orphanskinner is bazillion years old and his abs look amazing. Yes, Gorefiend is one hundred and fifty. Age gap? Never heard about her.

Look, the only people with abs that perfect are the Emperor's Children and they're all 10000 years old. And given how often Gorefiend thinks about his mentor Puppykicker, or how he practically swoons every time Chapter Master Murderface talks, I'm pretty sure he's into DILFs.

Being into DILFs is probably a charactertrait of 90% of all 40k characters. After all, their dad (by indoctrination) is Primarch Genocidus the Terrible who went missing when slaughtering the planet of Innocentia.

probably shitty worldbuilding idea: fantasy world that keeps going

they keep sending out expeditions to try and map the whole world and figure out if it's round or flat or what but it just keeps going and they keep meeting new people who've met other people coming the other direction and everybody so far has found that it just keeps going