It's me! A Clown!

yo it’s literally november 3rd. what’s next the 4th? and then. no it can’t be.

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

live laugh love? nah. languish lament lay down

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

the second most fucked up part of the folgers incest commercial is the brother is coming home from africa and his reaction to the folgers is "finally, real coffee"

woke up to my neighbor screaming “louder please, alexa!” and now ring of fire by johnny cash is positively Blasting through the morning air

SING, MY ANGEL OF MUSIC

i overthink….therefore….i overam….

me watching shrek

this image is probably the most accurate visual representation of the United States education system