B a i l e y

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

‪In 10 years if I’m not on the beach cracking a cold one with the love of my life watching our dogs play in the water I’m going to be very disappointed. ‬

Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.

“what will your kids think of that tattoo?” my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did

Me trying to express how I feel: idk I just feel like…idk…idk…idk man. Nvm I’m good.

@klaoudyna

You have no idea how much space you take up in my head.

fun drinking game: get drunk with me and lets make out for a couple of hours listening to your favourite songs