matthew

oh. when i asked how big you were and you said "8 inches" i assumed you were just lying about having a huge cock or something. no no im not disappointed. the doll thing is cute. why would i back out of our date now. yeah you can ride in the front pocket of my pinnafore for the trip back to my place, of course :)

when you’re mean to me this is literally who you’re being mean to *image of me perched atop a throne of human skulls on a cliff above the ocean, howling wind and shrieking seagulls, and the dream goes on forever, one single static frame*

Ugh. Alright. I'm sorry I trapped you in an illusion for a subjective century during which I forced you to live countless lifetimes in countless bodies until your ego was submerged under the weight of experience and you forgot who you really are and were subsumed. And then when you got out I'm really sorry that I made you my servant and had you slice fruit for me and act like a footstool until it wore off. It was a bit of a dick move, yes.

I want to play... [sword explodes into black fire] ...with my toys

woah thats awesome, i will try it [your couch explodes into black fire] .. haha still a beginner my bad [your tasteful side table explodes into black fire] i dont know if i can control this kind of power [your rug explodes into black fire]

haha whee [we are throwing dark scouring flame at each other cutely] yay!!

no one plays off-putting women like ally beardsley. canvassing at the steelworkers union kristen applebees. posting anonymous nudes to reddit margaret encino. it smells like pussy in here olethra macleod. caved and ate my husband quinn wedbush.

forgetfulness is wild because sometimes its "oops silly me i left the house without my wallet again" and sometimes its "my friend is trying to reminisce on a thing we did together and the fact its jogging nothing in my brain is genuinely kind of distressing"