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“Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors. And the people there see you differently, too. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”
― Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky
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this is never going to not be funny
Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever
Bless you, Chris Pratt
This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long
♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫
It’s bACK.
I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too
She's right and I'm scared
This implies a liquid form of bread
I cannot take credit for this pun but please consider
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Pratchett’s writing is just like- crafts a detailed and complex character full of unique quirks and lots of personality specifically to slowly build up to a pun he will make about them later.
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AU where instead of trying to cure her infertility Yennefer just goes around saving random people’s lives and invoking the law of surprise bcos she figures sooner or later it’ll net her a baby. she hasn’t got one yet but she has amassed about 2 dozen dogs so she’s doing pretty well for herself.
1) after a while her habit of swooping in at the last minute to save the day gets her a rep as a legit superhero. she’s like ‘no you don’t understand. I Am Not Nice. I’m doing this for very selfish reasons - stop praising me you don’t get it’
2) ‘I’m starting to think that destiny must be a real thing. there’s no other explanation for how many of my surprises are dogs. destiny is real and destiny wants me to have dogs for some reason.’
Okay but her doing this beFORE Geralt does it and when she finds out that he only had to invoke the law of surprise ONCE to get a baby she goes absolutely feral on him. Just dead silent, furious, finally starts pulling off her jewelry like, “bard, hold my earrings.”
Yennefer: actually can I trade your child surprise for some of my dog surprises
Geralt: um
Yennefer: how many dogs equals one child. how about 10? 10 dogs.
Geralt: I don’t think this is how the law of surprise works
Jaskier: Geralt’s child surprise is a princess so I’d say she’s worth at least 20 dogs
Yennefer: how about 15? I can do you 15.
Geralt: no.
Jaskier: but Geralt…. so many puppies Geralt
Jaskier starts invoking the law of surprise on families with dogs because he really really wants the puppies
He ends up getting like five children instead and Yennefer is fuming
Yenn: how the FUCK did you invoke the law of surprise one (1) time and get five children out of it??
Jaskier: I was confused too,
So are they starting a puppies & babies daycare center together now?
it just occurred to me how unbelievably common this narrative is, where the policeman pours his heart and soul into his work, dedicates his life to it, and in the process neglects his family, his children, and we’re supposed to root for him and empathise with him and see him as some kind of tragic hero who is sacrificing everything for the job
and then there’s sam vimes, who will stop traffic in an entire city, who will crawl half-dead through a subterranean cave system and fight off an ancient demon with the sheer force of will, just to get to read a bedtime story to his son
every day, at six o’clock
no matter what, or who, or why
because some things are important
The Good Place really said “People improve when they get external love and support. How can we hold it against them, when they don’t?” and "We choose to be good because of our bonds with other people" and "What matters isn’t if people are good or bad. What matters is if they’re trying to be better today than they were yesterday" and "If soulmates do exist, they aren't found, they're made" and "That knowledge [that life ends] is what gives life meaning" and "The answer is friends" and "That’s what the Good Place really is — it’s not even a place, really. It’s just having enough time with the people you love" and I think that's very sexy of them
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“How would a chicken wear pants?”
- Richard Beale, 1784
Thank you, Richard Beale, for making our opinion of the past slightly more ridiculous.
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“A wizard without a hat was just a sad man with a suspicious taste in clothes.”
— Terry Pratchett - The Last Continent (via aeshnacyanea2000)
We will not be silenced.
Highly popular fantasy author Sir Terry Pratchett (1948-2015). Top photo by David Sandison. The following is a selection of quotes by him. If they were the mottoes in Christmas crackers, then we would be much keener to celebrate Christmas, as it is these phrases can be had all year round…
‘A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.’
‘The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.’
‘Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.’
‘I once absent-mindedly ordered Three Mile Island dressing in a restaurant and, with great presence of mind, they brought Thousand Island Dressing and a bottle of chili sauce.’
‘Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.’
‘Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.’
‘People don’t alter history any more than birds alter the sky, they just make brief patterns in it.’
‘Goodness is about what you do. Not what you pray to.’
For more of his practical wisdom and humour click here.
Netflix yen in game yen's outfit
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Just imagine a world full of beautiful stained glass windows which also generate electricity…
[Oxford Photovoltaics]
You know, fencing’s a very sophisticated sport, until you find out that fencers death metal scream at the top of their lungs every time they score a point
