Tony Stark's Protection Squad

I’m barely here anymore. I probably won’t post more than 2x a year, if even that. Unfortunately I’m more active on other platforms now. No, I won’t delete this blog, but I’ll technically be abandoning it. I still love Tony with all my heart, but life’s getting more and more hectic. DM me for my insta if you still want to keep up (with me) and no, I don’t bite... That’s why Loki has a muzzle. 

Peter: Let Mr. Stark come up with it!

Stephen: That's a terrible idea.

T'Challa: So whats the plan?

me: I love [insert name]

Steve: Professor said “No Food in the lab”, Tony.

Tony: /chewing on gummies/ Want some?

Thor: Do you have cherry?

Stephen: Tony’s the real hazard if you ask me.

Tony: Nat, you’re the lookout.

Natasha: Pay me in green apples.

Bruce: But I wanted the green apples...

Peter: Are you guys dealing drugs?

Bucky: Who let the freshman in-

Stephen: So... What exactly did my son blow up?

Loki: Apologies, Peter's glorious mischief comes from me.

Bucky: I'm just here with our son's lunch-

Principal: ... Any more father figures, Mr. Peter?

Peter: /nervously shows the facetime call/ Well...

Steve: Grounded.

Bucky: r u sure the wizard doesn't use a stick?

Tony: sighs.

Clint: I heard the stick is in his pants.

Loki: tony, dear, do you fancy a scepter?

Quill: isn't that too long for a wand-

Stephen: ...

Stephen: I didn't marry Tony for this.

Think about it.

Matt can literally hear Tony’s heart ache despite the facade of indifference Tony paints onto his face. Every single time Tony says “I’m fine.” Matt knows he isn’t. 

Whenever it rains and Hell’s Kitchen begins to look more hellish than it is, Tony’s already there. Advanced tech protecting every corner of Matt’s apartment while he waits for the man to come home. Bloodied, battered, or maybe just a few scratches. Tony’s there, prepared. Ready to nurse him back to health and comfort him until his senses heal.

[Guide: This is basically a chat thread. Do not reblog with a caption. Use the ‘reply’ option to add to the chat and continue it with others. MCU characters only. No one has to stick to one character. Setting is a dinner party at Tony’s place. No one died or went to ashes.]

Bucky: Tony, you should do it.

Tony: What? Why?

Bucky: You have the ass for it.

T’Challa: It’s ASMR, not AssMR.

Bucky: Sorry, I heard wrong-

Stephen: What are you going to do when Peter crawls onto the ceiling?

Steve: Reach up and grab him...? I’m pretty tall.

Stephen: The walls can be over 20 ft in this building.

Steve: He won’t even get on the ceiling with me around.

Natasha: ... I’ve actually found a better duo for the job.

[ Cue The Cloak of Levitation cradling baby Peter while DUM-E holds a milk bottle to Peter’s lips ]

We have 91 posts on that padlet as of now and I’m so happy to see so many cuties supporting our smol baby!

Because I don’t know exactly who has signed up and who hasn’t: reply or reblog this post with a caption telling me you’ve signed!

I plan to list everyone in a quick appreciation post so get signing!