Lee

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

I love salt!!! I love sodium!!!! I love sugar and I love calories!!!! 🧡🤎🧡🤎🧡🤎🧡🤎🧡🎉🎉🎉

what's your opinion on water?

I FUCKING LOVE WATER

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

I'm glad that's your only struggle with big words tumblr user icantspellthings

i feel like a failure im gonna [remembers that outright admitting to suicidal ideation doesn’t cohere with the rational, unaffected persona i’ve so painstakingly cultivated for myself] infiltrate the world’s most secure prison in the center of a volcano, surrounded on all sides by a boiling lake, from which no one has ever escaped previously, with no escape plan in mind, on the slight chance that my dad was taken there as a prisoner of war.

I thought to myself, while doing it.

please reblog this until i find my true love. i am so alone

oh hell yeah even better

I went to reblog this, lifted my blanket up, there were me keys. It really works guys

I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time