just Here

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

mny ocssssss. myuu occssss aughghghg myu ocsssssss wailing like a ghoul oever my ocsss

Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..

im a simple man i like when things are shaped like other things. stool shaped like a mushroom. pillows shaped like fruit. salt and pepper shaker shaped like two friends hugging. in my ideal world i will have a house stocked entirely with novelty objects shaped like other objects and it will be beautiful.

opened my wip and didnt immediately write a thousand new beautiful and perfect words so i'm going to smash my laptop with a hammer

wow you're so cool and different for hating on everything popular. wow i can't believe how enlightened you are. should we tell everyone you hate this popular thing? should we throw a parade? do you want a cookie? a gold star perhaps?

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”