Memefriend Number One

reblogging this again, because I downloaded the mp3 and its title was “Mmmm Slurms”

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

This is the best band post 

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

Who does that?

I am losing it at these notes on the 8 and 24 f Notes though?? It says “Nichts für Lauwarmduscher” and “kein langsamer werden”. “Lauwarmduscher” or “Warmduscher” literally translates to: “someone who takes lukewarm showers” and is basically the German equivalent of calling somebody a wuss. It’s like “not for the faint-hearted” but in a really sassy way. “Kein langsamer werden” at the end means “no slowing down!” But avain, more like an order than a suggestion.

scooby doo taught us that the real monsters are people trying to game the system to make a profit or exclude a certain group because it effected their profit.