JLL李嘉樂

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

I’ll reblog this every time.

I love this so Fucking Much

My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words

you play soccer with them in space????????? what

yeah

I’m Hilary

I’ve never not been Hillary

im literally hillary

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

they beat jesus with that

He is too innocent for this world

I audibly gasped when the puppy looked into the camera

o-ohhh….. look…look at him… 

2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers

what about 1982 1983 1984 1985 & 1986 Hmmm

since 1987. 

boy: *is literally 1 year younger than me* boy: *hits on me* me: thanks…… but…. no thanks…. i’m old enough to be your mother……..

you know how hard it is to take saltwater and make it drinkable? Not that simple

Why ont you start with removing the salt from ya attitude

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

ur penis