canon url for a band that does not exist

yeah that’s right baby the band’s making house visits!

[ID: a drawing of Tim Stoker and Martin Blackwood. It is colored in shades of pinks and brown, with a deep red background. Tim is a tan Korean man with short dark hair. He’s wearing a white tank top, rings and studded bracelets. He has several earrings and his nose pierced. Martin is a chubby white man with glasses and long curly dark hair, styled in a mullet. He’s wearing a light short sleeved, dark pants and a studded belt. He has a choker, gauged ears, and a labret piercing. Both of their nails are painted black. Martin is tuning a bass guitar. Tim has both arms draped over Martin from behind, casually resting his chin on Martin’s shoulder. His eyes are closed and he looks content, mid conversation. Martin side eyes him with an unimpressed but amused expression. end ID]

hey so turns out love is actually stored in the ledarch!martin

jane is definitely a martin stan — in fact she goes to every show in her area, runs a popular twitter account, and hates every other band member! she hates sasha especially and is very vocal about it... this sparks some inconvenient and hostile scenarios