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I was on the bus thinking about Harry Potter tonight and I remembered the part where the Dementors all show up at the Quidditch game, and I remembered how they were all looking up at Harry, and I wondered why they would all be staring at him, and then I realized that it’s because he has two souls in him.

On this note, wouldn’t that also be a reason why Harry would have had a more negative reaction than his friends (even Ginny)? He was hearing his mother’s voice as she was protecting him, which in itself was his worst memory. but the Dementors were also forcing the piece of Voldemort to relive its worst memory as well… The memory of being ripped apart by the curse that backfired. No wonder Harry passed out so often.

I literally never thought about that.

HOLY

What in the actual fuck?

*slow clap*

My brain just ran out the door… oh shit…

serious mind fuck

Fuuuuqqqq

THIS IS MORE FUCKING COMPLICATED THAN DOCTOR WHO!!! 

Read the entire article about this. It will completely blow your mind. This doesn’t explain it nearly as well as the article.

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

‘Hello land dog, I am water dog.’

Eventually they’ll need to reinvent Superman’s alter-ego because nobody reads newspapers anymore

clark kent the buzzfeed editor.

10 People Who are Definitely Not Superman  

*sweats nervously*

THIS IS GONNA BE MEEEEEE @bluemethus