Zoolander Starter Sentences
Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
Orange Mocha Frappuccino!
Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.
What is this? A center for ants?
I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
It's that damn _____! He's so hot right now!"
There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".
Die, you wage-hiking scum!
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
Screw you and your little dog too!
Listen to your friend ____, he's a cool dude!
Obey my dog!
You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother.
It's a walk-off!
____ is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.
Now, what's a while? Like, eight days?
Excuse me, bra.
You're excused, and I'm not your bra!
Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?
I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid.
I felt like, "This guy's really hurting me." And it hurt.
You is talking loco and I like it!
Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career."
Taste my pain, bitch!
I hear words like "beauty" and "handsomness" and "incredibly chiseled features" and for me that's like a vanity of self absorption that I try to steer clear of.
If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service.
You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't.
Trippin' on acid changed our whole perspective on shit!
Whoa, whoa, easy! How 'bout a "Good afternoon, ____. Thanks for the freak fest last night."
They're break-dance fighting.
I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.
Look, I gotta go pee, but I'd really like to continue talking about this conversation when I come back.
Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?
What's the dealio, yo?
I'm not an ambi-turner.
They're *in* the computer?
A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?
You have no evidence. ____ destroyed everything.
The designer's got your nuts in a vice! He's offering you three percent for every pair of underwear sold! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO!
He had to pull his underwear out of his butt to beat you!
Now if you'll excuse me, I have an after-funeral party to attend.
Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!
What say we settle this on the runway?
I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.
This has been an emotional day for all of us. I think we should get naked.
Don't ask questions. Just give in to the power of the tea.
You want an opinion? With a push-up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb up there.
I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense, not one little bit.
When I was in 7th grade, I was... the fat kid in my class.
Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day?
I friggin' worship you, man.
They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this?
Do as you are trained... AND KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER!
