So This Is My Life Now I Guess

we're reaching nuclear levels of gender envy with these awards photos and idk what to do

I’m tired of rich people spreading positivity in times of crisis. SPREAD SOME FUCKING FUNDS.

hi my name is straightguy contractor and this is my wife blondehair interiordesign and this is our hgtv show, gentrification

I’m honestly waiting for a show where the wife is the contractor and the husband is the interior designer. I’d watch that! #FuckGenderRoles

no offense but how do you manage to miss the point of a post this badly

if u verbally give me a set of instructions that has more than TWO steps i promise u i will not retain them. the very moment u give me a third instruction my brain is immediately cleared like a fuckin etch a sketch dude pls im begging u write it down for me bc i will NOT remember a word u said if u tell me more than two steps im begging u

this is such a boomer meme but its so true for us midwestern folks

turning feminism from a radical social movement with the capacity to create real change into a fun quirky fandom that you can buy merch for at urban outfitters is one of the worst crimes of late stage capitalism/21st century western individualism. the current state of feminism is damning evidence that there’s no way to kill an activist movement more effectively than commodifying it.

i cant believe they named an entire dog breed after pitbull

Let’s bring this back

Pulling out two leeches in the subway and putting them in my ears like AirPods