Moonchild🌙

That was delicious. I genuinely don't think I've seen anyone line up those scene parallels so well before. This was a perfect snapshot of every branch, rock, and mattress they hit on their way down

the government, watching me from the cameras: “the lack of motivation on this girl. incredible.”

... Ilya. The bar is in hell. Ilya.

Obviously there's no universe where Shane didn't say "I love you too" but Ilya's little "I mean-" always cracks me up. Like bro. You just very tearfully confessed your love in two different languages. How did you think you were going to casually style that one out.

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

Oh hello there, fic idea that I'm gonna fantasize about for days/weeks on end but not write. Nice of you to drop by

sir that’s my emotional support premise

Tyson

it's christmas and im seeing the red and green decorations and all i can think of is jegulus

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

OP this is such a raw line what the fuck

@hellsite-hall-of-fame