Go back to sleep.

So if you’re a dm like me, you probably want to be relatively skilled in some typical fantasy accents for your game to make things feel that much more real. So i’ve decided to throw together a little master post of “how to” videos on some various accents. This is mostly for my own reference, but if you’d like to save this for yourself too, go right ahead. Feel free to add on to this, as well!

General Accent Tips

How To Learn Any Accent (1)

How To Learn Any Accent (2)

How To Do 12 Different Accents

US/UK/Aussie English Vocabulary Differences

One Woman, 17 British Accents

How To Lose Your Native Accent

How To Learn A Different Accent

Fun Tour of American Accents

Scottish

Scottish In Under 2 Minutes

How to Speak With A Scottish Accent

HOW TO DO A SCOTTISH ACCENT

Speaking Scottish 101

Scottish Slang

Gerard Butler Teaches You Scottish Slang

Scottish Insults

English or “British”

How To Do A British Accent

3 Ways to Sound More British

HOW TO DO A BRITISH ACCENT CONVINCINGLY (1)

HOW TO DO A BRITISH ACCENT CONVINCINGLY (2)

HOW TO DO A BRITISH ACCENT CONVINCINGLY (3)

Henry Cavill and Simon Pegg Teach You English Slang 

French

How To Speak With A French Accent 

How To Do A French Accent In UNDER TWO MINUTES

Tips on how to do a French Accent

French Accent Tip

Irish

How to do an Irish Accent

How To Do An Irish Accent

How To Do An Irish Accent

Guide to Irish Accents

How To Do An Irish Accent In UNDER TWO MINUTES

Russian

How To Speak With A Russian Accent 

How to Do a Russian Accent | Accent Training

How to speak with a Russian Accent

How Russians Speak English

How To Do A Russian Accent 

German

How To Have A German Accent 

How to do a GERMAN ACCENT?

Get the Perfect German ACCENT

Me speaking in 12 GERMAN DIALECTS!

How To Do A German Accent

5 Steps to a perfect German Accent

Canadian

How To Do A Canadian Accent

All aboot Canadian accents

How To Speak Canadian, Without Knowing How!!

Is There A Canadian Accent?

Sophie

Convinced she’s fated to be a failure by pervasive societal messages

Depressed and anxious to the point that leaving the house terrifies her

Constant excuses to not talk to people

Wears one color and it is grey (like her soul)

“I’m eighteen but I’m ninety at heart”

RAGE

Has to get away from her home so she moves into a terrifying moving castle bc it’s free and at this point why not

*everything’s on fire* “This is fine”

I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THE WORLD WORKS o wait shit fuck

Feelings? What are those? I only know cleaning.

Howl

Fancy degree that he has to move to another world to use

Loves his blood family but just… can’t be around them 

“Why don’t you have a real job”

Cannot handle responsibility

Is responsible for things anyway

“Howl we have no money” “I’m going to buy a skull”

Embodiment of Do It For The Aesthetic ™

also “treat yo self” 

Just Can’t anymore and has a meltdown over his hair (aka everything else in his life)

“Oh no I care for all these people why”

Overcharges rich people and undercharges poor people bc the system sucks

Last night on earth? Time to get wasted.

“I don’t care” he says caringly, while caring deeply.

Michael

Anxious bab

What is happening why this plz help

Stresses out over his homework only to find out the papers had gotten mixed up and he was doing the wrong thing

“I guess this now” :/

Better at adulting than the actual adults

Loves his gf so much and is so openly happy about it

A bit useless in a crisis

Tries so hard, gets so far

Found family is the best family

Calcifer

“I’m being exploited!”

Complains about everything

Bored. Just. So bored. Give him attention.

Used to be literal star but things went wrong and now he’s living in a fireplace

Eats everything and anything. 

“Guys I have arms be impressed by my arms”

Creates a castle for the Aesthetic that also looks like it’s about to fall apart and frightens people.

I’ve been working hard to make a new RVB Discord server for content creators in the fandom! I want to make the server a space for everyone to share and improve their work, be it fanart or fanfic! The server is open to all ages, and has channels for adults only! However, please be advised that your participation is still under your discretion! 

Please consider joining! We’ll be doing events and foster art and fic trades amongst the creators in the fandom, and also encourage each other to improve on our crafts! 

now,

me, a lonely and bitter goblin: 

I chose eBay because I’m Australian and I didn’t want to give recommendations for stores that are only here. These are the ones that genuinely help me every day. 

Fake shoelaces

Boomerang pillow

Boomerang pillow cover

7 day pillbox wallet 

Wheat pack

Ice packs

Ear plugs

TENS machine

Oil diffuser

Collapsible cane

Migrastick

Ugg boots

Peppermint chewing gum (for nausea)

Radox muscle soothe bath salts

Magnesium gel

Deep heat gel

Ice gel 

I encourage everybody to use The Mighty - basically Facebook for the chronically ill. You can tailor your feed to your diseases. I didn’t know who needed help with what so here are some pages on The Might about products chronic pain:

20 Heating Products That Can Help Relieve Pain

20 Products People With Fibromyalgia Swear By

14 Portable Heating Products That Can Help Relieve Pain

18 Cooling Products That Can Help Relieve Pain

15 Products People With Chronic Pain Swear By

14 Portable Cooling Products People With Chronic Illness Swear By

15 Sensory-Friendly Back to School Products 

27 Products That Can Make Sleeping Easier If You Have Chronic Pain

24 Products That Can Make Cleaning Easier If You Have a Chronic Illness or Disability

16 Products to Use When Painsomnia Keeps You Up at Night

21 Products That Can Make Cooking Easier if You Have a Chronic Illness or Disability

22 Products That Can Make Your Room Cozier on Days You’re Stuck in Bed

14 Products That Make Your Car More Comfortable If You Have a Chronic Illness

22 Personal Care Products to Use If You Are Sensitive to Scents and Chemicals

19 Products That Can Make Showering Easier If You Have a Chronic Illness or Disability

16 Products That Can Make It Easier to Do Laundry With Chronic Illness