professional beefcake enthusiast

and oh!! i almost forgot to mention!! i’m making a mutual/irl friend page on the new acc, so if you fit either of those criteria IM me a small icon (100x100), gif, or deviantart stamp + the name you’d like to be labeled as :D

my new url is @uncannyvall3y !! please send all messages and asks over there if you don’t mind!

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considering keeping this account for archival purposes but making a new one specifically for my dark deeds on main. revamp time babey......

going back through my main blog that i haven’t used in years and deleting my old ass art posts stripped away my layers one by one. i’d like to think that at my core i’m not a little fool but these invader zim oc au posts from 2015 say otherwise

i’m back and more bitter than ever

and if any of my mutuals could dm me their instagram so I could follow back that would be fantastic!! mine is @uncanny.vall3y and at the moment, i haven't posted anything, but thats subject to change

reblog if your only remaining personality trait is sitting in chairs like an asshole

envious of those people who can actually use those styrofoam heads for when they’re styling wigs