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OGH MY GOD. YES THANK YOU THATS HIM

have you guys heard about cats

they go meow btw. not that you care

I care very much, keep going

ok so get this they have ears that go △

Some computer related jobs will periodically send you emails posing as phishing scams and if you open it you automatically have to take a web safety training seminar and I just think they should do that for tumblr except with reading comprehension

#how DARE you say tumblr should send me phishing emails

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

Am I missing extremely important context

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

ambivalent beach boys: would it be nice?

passive aggressive beach boys: well wouldn't that be nice.