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I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

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No need I think

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I see this one going places

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Yeah. The bathroom

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ah but which bathroom

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the one with the shortest line did you not read the post

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Today I explained why I can't really travel to Florida right now to my dad & watching him get increasingly frustrated with the realization that Transphobia Exists was honestly something else.

him: "well if you're not allowed to use the men's bathroom, just go to the women's! that'll show them."

me: "yeah but I'm just as likely to have the cops called on me for 'using the wrong bathroom' in there. have you seen me lately?"

him: "but if one of the options is wrong and not allowed then the other one has to be the right option. what do they want you to do?"

my grandma, helpfully: "I think they want trans people to not go to Florida"

my dad: spluttering frustratedly

me: "I think the thing is that you are more logical and reasonable than Ron DeSantis."

the face of a semi-reformed(?) conservative when realizing with dawning horror that laws can be unfair on purpose is truly special tbh

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life imitates art

official boob post

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ketchup does exist. this post is fake

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i think eating one of these would fix my problems

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@same-pic-of-rickroll-everyday

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Hey y'all why are writers always cold?

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…why?

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They’re always surrounded by drafts!

How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Oh god.

How many?

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Two! One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end!

What do writers have for breakfast?

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Coffee?

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Synonym buns!

Where do all the struggling writers live?

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How are you coming up with all these?

Where?

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Writer’s Block!

What do writers suffer from each spring?

(I’ve heard a lot of them over the years.)

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Allergies. Next question.

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you were close; A case of allegories

Why are writers always in great shape?

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Circular prose

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Nope! It’s because we’re always running out of ideas!

Did you hear about the famous writer who turned out to be a fraud?

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I did not

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His life had it’s prose and cons…

Why is editing a better job than writing?

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It’s more rewording?

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Correct! I am out of jokes. :(

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