Me: Hmm, I’d like to read The Martian. I’ve heard good things about it and apparently the movie is pretty good too. Everyone claims it’s easy for the layperson to read and does a good job of explaining the science, but I’m still a little skeptical because I don’t know shit about astronauts.
The first line of the Martian: I’m pretty much fucked. That’s my considered opinion. Fucked.
Me: Okay you got me, I’m in.
















