I want it to be know that for a full second, she was calling mom and then Qifrey showed up and my brain registered him as "mom."

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I want it to be know that for a full second, she was calling mom and then Qifrey showed up and my brain registered him as "mom."

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Witch Hat Atelier Manga Spoilers!
Thinking about Qifrey discribing the ink from the Silverwood tree as it's 'literal blood' and brushbuddies looove ink!
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JTW Day Four: Glitter | Royalty | Fake/Pretend Relationship

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AND OUR WINNER IS…… LEONARD (SOMEHOW) !!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
as we’ve promised, we’ll make some doodles (and a comic, perhaps!) depicting what this relationship would be like! that’ll take a hot minute, though, so in the meantime, take this super totally fun celebratory doodle! thank you to everyone who participated in voting!!
selective young amon doodles that we’ll never expand on
what about twilight's parents in the draconequus AU? how did they react, what's their relationship with shining armor, spike, princess cadence, princess celestia, and the rest of canterlot?
Nightlight and Velvet didn't take Twilight being transformed into an unidentifiable monster very well, but they took Celestia's damage control even worse. The first seeds of rebellion were sown that day.
they never planned on letting Celestia keep her in that tower forever. Between the three of them, Nightlight would push his magical prowess and studies to the point of becoming a Wizard, Velvet would become a protected and respected Judge, and Shining Armor famously would become Captain of the Royal Guard. They each fostered their own loyal communities, in the hopes of turning the tide of Celestia's decision by force.
Luckily, Nightmare Moon busted out and Celestia had no choice but to release Twilight to allow her to fulfill her grand destiny.
and all Twilight knows is that her parents love her very much.
So, MLP Draconequus AU. Twilight invites two of the oldest people she knows over. Discord and Luna.
Are they giving each other the stink eye every time Twilight turns around, or communicating solely through eye contact about "If you dare make her cry I will turn evil again just to rip out your entrails"?
you two idiots have the rest of eternity to shoot your shot, now stop almost spoiling Twilight's first teaparty
I find it funny how many people love primehood and makes jokes about primes 4th wall awareness but people don’t focus enough on the fact that Jason is super meta as well.
Like there is a panel where Jason talks about turning 53 (which would be his real world age given his 80s continuity). Like there are so many small bizarre instances of Jason alluding to his real world characterization and impacts but like done in almost the same way I would expect a seer or conduit might.
Bro basically does a soliloquy to the audience like in a Shakespeare play. Only he doesn’t know there is an audience.
I think it would be super funny if Jason said some meta shit unprompted and it throws Prime off.
Jason: me and Bruce don’t work. Like him admitting he’s wrong would break the universe and that can’t happen.
Prime (squinting his eyes): yeah.. something like that.
Or
Jason: I had a dream that none of this was real. That no matter what I do I don’t have any control. I’m not the one writing my own story. I’m just a character for others amusement.
Prime (doing a double take): the $@&!
Jason: It’s probably nothing.
Prime: it’s definitely something!
And possibly
Prime: that’s what you get for crawling out of your coffin.
Jason: I’m not sure if that’s what happened. It’s all so muddled anymore. Who’s to say what actually brought me back.
Prime (Turing to the reader) you seeing this chat?
And of course
Jason: I feel like people are always hoping my down fall. Like if you put my life in the peoples hands the would vote to kill me off.
Prime: ….
Prime: who the fuck told you!
Prime: do you know about the readers too?!
Jason:??

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Ask and ye shall receive. Slug prompt: the case
Here's how Jason and CK (Superboy Prime) can plausibly meet:
Someone is threatening the cape community. Maybe a virus has been developed, maybe civilian identities are being leaked one by one, maybe it's aliens again. Regardless of the specifics, the most important thing here is is that it can in no way be Red Hood, not his MO, no connection to him whatsoever, so, obviously, the bats (Bruce, Dick, Tim and Damian in particular) go "It's gotta be Red Hood!" The other heroes believe them unquestioningly and join their hunt on Red Hood. Since this is not Jason's first rodeo, he evades them until the actual culprit is found. Maybe one of the capes kills him accidentally, but because Jason pops back up, perfectly intact, the bats think he faked his death and get pissed at him for putting Bruce through this again.
Jason does not get a single apology.
Fed up with this shit, Jason has one of his soliloquies where he tentatively feels he's trapped in a narrative due to the sheer absurdity he has to deal with without actually coming to the conclusion that he's a fictional character. Instead, he finally decides to figure out what it is that keeps bringing him back to life so that he can stop it.
And here's where the All Blades come in! Jason emulates his trial where he was in the stream of past, present and future by submerging himself under water in his bathtub in the hopes of catching a glimpse of what actually happened. The reason why he hasn't done this before is that it's extremely dangerous. His soul might shatter, but at this point, he's willing to take the risk because he's losing bits of himself slowly as is in this limbo.
He gets a vision of Superboy Prime punching reality, which is an extremely confusing picture without the context readers have, so while Jason is trying to make sense of what he's looking at, SP in his vision suddenly freezes and looks RIGHT BACK AT JASON. His facial expression shifts from that of a cornered animal to a confused one, like he's just woken up, but it's clear he sees Jason too. This startles Jason so much, he gets kicked out of the vision and comes back up for air. Overwhelmed, he gets out of the bathtub, gets dressed and goes to the kitchen to get a cup of tea. Or a bottle of whiskey. He hasn't quite made up his mind yet.
And who's floating outside the huge ass window of Jason's living room but Superboy Prime himself! How long has he been there? Who's to know? Jason can't hear him through the glass, but he can read his lips: "I just came to talk." Ok, sure, at this point, why not? He just saw this guy alter reality with his fist, but whatever. On the other hand, SP could just break through reinforced glass, and Jason doesn't want to have to install new huge ass windows on whatever floor he's on, so he lets him in.
SP is freaked out that Jason is poking into his resurrection. He's never done this before, why now? Dear Reader, are we addressing the narrative implications in this one?
Unphased by SP's reluctance to explain what he saw in the vision, Jason decides "If you're the one who brought me back, you probably have what it takes to kill me off for good. Let's try!" So SP, horrified, has no choice but to explain that they're in a comic book universe as gently as he can muster. He gets C+ for effort, but again Jason doesn't even blink. "Was I just not a lucrative character, or something?"
SP has gotten used to his fourth wall breaks being dismissed as him being crazy, but now someone is listening to him and actually considering what he has to say, so he lays it all out:
"There was a poll on killing or saving you. It was rigged."
"So, the writers just don't like me?"
"Some of them do."
"I take it, most don't. Why would I wish for death if I was loved?"
"Readers love you!"
"Must be painful for them to read about me all things considered."
"It is. But no matter how many times writers try to make you unlikeable, you still come out sympathetic. Heroic. That's what keeps us reading your issues."
"Is that why Bruce is so different? There was a reason I loved him. Before."
"I'm sorry."
"You won't kill me, will you."
"I've just had my redemption arc. I don't want to be the villain again."
"I'd say it would stay just between you and me, but apparently we always have an audience."
"Nothing stays a secret in a story. Chekhov’s gun and all."
"Pfft, I've got plenty of secrets. No one has connected the dots that I'm functionally immortal - it's not like I go out of my way to hide the scar on my throat. They don't care."
"It's because you're intentionally isolated from other heroes. And the repercussions to my character aside, I don't want to kill you."
"Who are you to decide whether I get to stay dead or not?"
"I'm a fan, Jason. I'm sorry."
he's so silly
Talon! Dick, who saw Bruce's huge bed and decided that it was now his nest. What's the problem?
Bruce is not welcome in the nest
(Jason laughs so hard he starts to choke. He stops laughing when he is dragged into a three-hour grooming session)
Talon dick and AK! Jason sketches. I care them DEEPLYYYY

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He took his owl insignia and carved the J into it. Theyre matching now!
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