too lazy for life

sometimes a clown is in your house. sometimes not. depends.

Depends if I’m home

my bf to the cat: you’ve got to stop using your little stupid hands for evil

what will this man type

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I sent this to my cousin n said “my savings account 😌” but she did not laugh

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some brightness, and some brown sugar for sweetness to offset the umami of the chicken

I love what you’ve done with the presentation of your plate. it’s simple yet fun. it shows that you’re mature but you’re not afraid to show your inner child. However, with that being said, there is way too much sauce on the plate and the flavor could use more acidity. Your chicken is under seasoned. I feel like you could have used more salt. For these reasons, we had to chop you.