If Its My Time, Its My Time...

honestly i think we should just start reacting to people without masks like they reacted to socks in monsters inc

Hold on, I'm not American I gotta search this...

OK this is freaking hilarious

Y'all just hit reblog when you see "gay" and "bread"

*gets dressed up to spend time in the woods alone*

once at dawn i dressed up in my regency suit and went for a walk in the woods where i heard someone go “oh” (a little like a moan) and i got terrified i’d interrupted someone dogging or something so i immediately tried to walk away before i saw the person in question, who was just walking their dog (dogging in a sense!) and i got even more scared because they were wearing black skinny jeans and a black hoodie so they looked like they had very long slender arms and legs, and both of us were really shaken so i quickly tried to get out of sight. anyway i forgot i was wearing full 1810s regencywear complete with hat and probably looked significantly more like a ghost than they did. remember you’re never alone in the woods

the plant has a question

I have no answers that will satisfy it

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

Sometimes my mind is *blows bubbles into a glass of milk* and other times it's *stares off into distance waiting for 1 singular thought to occur* could be both at once

when the fuck are they going to acknowledge that bean just like used magic? or? idk! what was that!! when she was on the dock cornered and the lights went out all over steamland!