Mike's Tumblr :D

Important

breaks my heart 

Always need good news stories

Just some positivity, because we could all use some more of this in our lives.

I hope there will be more

demolished

Gottem!

i went to fact check this and he literally is

fuck them up philip

She has a little rubber ducky!!!!

oh i am just a soggy rat……

a lot of these photos of famous women not aging make me roll my eyes because yall forget that these are rich people with access to cosmetic procedures and lasers and whatnot like I don’t wanna be that person but when someone has botox in their face it’s obvious… Anyways… When yall start having wrinkles don’t cry its jst life

Lmao

Me after doing the same dumb shit I told myself I wouldn’t do for the 50th time

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”