*wii music plays*

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

normalize not giving your take on political issues you don't know much about

Did he not fucking remember when Trump got impeached for withhold military aid to Ukraine to get dirt on Biden. How Trump hired Paul Manafort and Rudy Giuliani who advised pro Russian leaders in Ukraine. There’s a direct freaking line from Trump to Russia all the way.

like 99% of "men and women are soooo different!!!" comedy is literally just describing the experience of not understanding other people. like it's not that women never say what they mean talking to other people is just like that. it can be hard to understand what other people are thinking. bioessentialism really rots the brain

"women will say I'm fine and then not mean it" yeah that's something literally everybody does. is this your first time interacting with another human being my guy

crisis averted lmfao im still in uni

wake up besties, new quiz just dropped 😌

I love to assert the pedestrian right-of-way. What the fuck are you going to do? Murder me with your vehicle? Lol

As per my last clay tablet,

[ID: two pictures of a snow covered landscape. there are entirely white trees next to a road with a bus driving towards the viewer, and streetlights next to the road. the sky is either a dawn or sunset, and has stunning pastel colors of yellow, pink, and baby blue. this paired with the white landscape creates a stunningly beautiful and calm scene. end ID]