HATE NOTES FROM LAW SCHOOL

"The jury can't be misled if there is no jury!"

"Any questions? If I don't know the answer I can make one up."

“[Academics] wrote this thing to test the waters, and the House of Lords in Westdeutsche said, well the water is very cold”

“i set a question last year but it was too easy so they rejected it”

“anyway, these cases generally involve scumbags. this is a good way to summarize these cases”

“it involved a woman who got married to her second husband, and then it turned out she wasn’t fully divorced from her first husband. and then she found out she was pregnant. with twins. and then they found out the twins were neither the first nor the second husband’s.”

“dying is bad. and it’s partly bad because they can’t give evidence, which is a real problem”

“i’m going through these policies to make sure i capture the right people” “when do these policies become a handcuff?”

“you can’t tell me to be a gentle negotiator, I was like, please.”

“there’s a good story i know about someone who used to teach at KCL and he set a tracing problem which involved some math, and there was an error, and no one who vetted the paper spotted it”