Have a Drink, My Love

Paying off my college loans will be more satisfying than actually graduating college.

*shrieks of utter joy* My childhood!

I’ve read all of these. And my favorite is all of them!

Alexander shaped my life tbh

Well… the rains gotta stop somewhere

Oh my god, someone has footage of it! I remember one time my dad, lil brother, and I were leaving a Ryan’s. We were waiting for a chance to hop onto the road and in the distance we just saw everything turn grey. We saw it come closer and closer and come to find out it was rain! It was just a wall of rain - the end of the rain, really. I’ve never seen it again, but it’s so cool to see footage of the edge of rain!

I wonder how the pizza place next door feels everytime I stumble in, wearing the same clothes I’ve worn for 3 days, unwashed hair, no makeup, looking dead inside, and ask for a calzone. I bet they’re like “ shit here comes the Calzone Goblin, demanding substance and root beer once more”

Is this Benn Wyatt without a job

A+ to that girl for getting vaccinated as soon as she was able. Fuck those parents.

“im furious that my daughter didnt want to die from a preventable disease/make countless others sick!!!”

Teenage rebellion: getting your shots and being a responsible human being

It’s weird to think that people who are 5 ft are only 5 subways long

the best thing about taking exams in college is that once you’re done you can leave right away to go cry