nostalgia is all you keep

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

has anyone noticed theyre taking away what it means to be human

put down that c.ai thing and read y/n fics like god intended.

ive been cooking up something new i call a “fire spider”

How is this fundamentally different than your fire scorpions?

could you please hold all questions until the presentation is over

This is a time sensitive question, you didn't put them in cages or anything and the conference room is getting rapidly warmer and spider-ier

the fire spiders are a direct upgrade to our traditional fire scorpion, in that they can no longer be defeated by the conference room’s sprinkler system. we look forward to iterating upon our fire arachnid line in response to your martial feedback