Have you thanked a horseshoe crab today?

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Cmon man

World Heritage Post

ID: screenshots of dialogue from deltarune. susie: "...what are these little, uh, wings in here?" noelle: "theyre from when i was the angel in the holiday pageant. but i liked them so much, i just... kept wearing them" then, toriel talking in a different scene toriel: "you asked when your horns were going to grow in? so we bought that headband with the little red horns on it. oh, you wore it for months! whatever happened to it?" art of kris and noelle as kids, standing in the snow with a light framing them. kris wears their horn headband, a devil tail, and winter clothes. noelle wears her angel wings, a halo, and a frilly dress. in the dark, we see them as teenagers in their dark world forms, backs to the camera. end ID

Dat's right boss. Now just tell us what ya need and we'll get it done boss.

who needs ta sleep with da fishes boss

sorry bawss, I was too busy searchin up da anime girls boss. real pretty.

Forget dem anime goils. Dere only temporary. But da boss is forever. Right boss?

Da boss got turned into a butterfly!!

Wadda bea-utiful transformation, boss. goes to show youse gotta preciate the lil things in life

ay boss congrats on da metamoiphosis

tumblr needs to stop calling me out

just saw the phrase "abortionable amount of weeks pregnant"

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

me in my brain me in my selfies