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HAPPY EARTH DAY/ONCE-LER'S BDAY!!!!!! I LOVE EARTH!!! AND I LOVE ONCE-LER

here’s the whole thing which Moxxi says bc I’m not gonna suffer this knowledge alone

u could argue that Moxxi says it only to mess with Ellie but hey. we’re also here and this is the ONLY confirmation of what went on after the Jackpot DLC. do we srsly deserve to hear just this and be happy? this whole dialogue is a disservice to Moxxi, to Timothy and to us as spectators. and this decisions is another step in blands writers trying to assassinate every character they have

point blank, this is painting a picture of Moxxi being a sex-crazed succubus maneater and Timothy being the helpless “wife guy” who can’t say no. in canon it’s been approx. 6 years since Borderlands 3 and you’re telling me that instead of actually calling their relationship what it is, they’re gonna tiptoe around it with no specifics? this sort of fuck buddies thing for 6 years is just such an insulting thing as it feels like a waste of time for both Moxxi and Timothy. they’re not teenagers, they’re adults who should get clarity in what they have and not pull another “maybe”

from Moxxi’s perspective is just having a boy toy to please her whenever she wants. “low maintenance”, as if she can’t get involved in a serious relationship and treat her partner like an equal. “open thing”, as if all of her other relationships in the series haven’t been monogamous and committed. it’s a disservice to treat her like some sort of flaky seductress who just needs a guy from time to time and not state exactly who they are. it’s immature and convoluted for no reason

are you seriously telling me that Moxxi, an adult woman after several involved relationships wants to just have a fling? especially since we KNOW that Timothy is serious about her and wants to make amends for the past. it paints Moxxi as immature person who just wants to play some with a guy to have sex with sometimes and then get back to her usual, instead of being serious abt her partner

from Timothy’s perspective, it’s just yet another disappointment of not having the real thing. you’re telling me that someone like Timothy who wasn’t allowed to have his own life now would’ve just agreed on this bs arrangement? someone who was still crushing on Moxxi is now satisfied in being her walking mat bc what else will he get in life. I don’t know abt u but Timothy never struck me as someone who’d want an “open thing”. after all the things he’s been through he deserves commitment and respect

don’t get me started on the goddamn Jackpot mention as well. you cannot convince me that Timothy whose whole motivation in the DLC was breaking free and becoming his own person would’ve ever wanted to be nearby this place. I was never huge on him traveling the galaxy but even THIS would’ve been more respectful to his character. but no, instead we get someone with apparently still zero agency over himself who will do everything a person “in power” wants. what a joke

you could argue it’s not a big thing. it’s just a lil dialogue after the DLC, I shouldn’t take it as gospel. but they were confident enough to put it in, thinking we’re all gonna be sunshine and smiles bc they waved keys in our faces. look it’s a relationship we hinted at, isn’t it awesome?? if we just let them put this into canon, who knows how much are they gonna continue to ruin it in the long run. if they think this is totally cool, I don’t think they should be nearby writing for neither Tim nor Moxxi nor even any romantic relationship in the first place

it's been 15 years since I last wrote a PnF fanfic but HEY I'll always find a way to share more yuri <3

1. what is your favorite movie of all time

catch my letterboxd top 4

9. guilty pleasure movie?

don't @ me but I rly love Osmosis Jones. sure, I skip Bill Murray scenes but the animation part is soooo so solid

19. name a movie so bad it's good

it's my bday so time to write anything I want aaand I want my dear genshin yuri 💖

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