LavaRamen🍜!

ladies we need to start frantically and obsessively reading books in less than 24 hours again..remember how happy we were

since the dawn of time immemorial, humans have wondered, “what happened before the beginning of history?” the answer… is “fungus, mostly.” unfortunately, the mycorrhicene era has ended, giving way to the meatier, louder, and less efficient anthropocene. but what if i told you. we could bring it back? (shoots you with a spore dart)

if you have social anxiety and have difficulty approaching people, the best advice i can give is to engineer situations in which you have no choice but to work together. one i often use is crashing a plane (safely, minimal casualties) near a deserted island. as you wait for help to arrive you'll have a lot of time to get to know each other, and a lot of the superficialities that divide people tend to melt away when they are struggling to survive

cmyk test pages r like angels to me

@funnier-when-objectum

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

saw a post on bluesky about reimagining The Iliad as a mecha war and that idea goes unbelievably hard. achilles in his legally distinct gundam cutting through dozens of enemy suits. aggamemnon in his gold-plated mech. paris using a long range sniper rifle to exploit a design flaw in achilles' armor. the gods are all various megacorps who have a stake in the war bc it'll impact their profits.

my clown girl alterego? you mean my funsona