My Heated Rivalry Reblogs!!

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Give these Ao3 authors some love! Will move these fics to the main masterlist when they are completed.

thermometer (for rectal use only) by @CrispySkys (10 chapters as of 5/7/26)

~ Shane Hollander is a good vet. He can diagnose patients, neuter animals with Shakira blasting from the other room and deal with a few cat scratches. What he cannot manage is professional hockey player Ilya Rozanov being an overanxious dog dad and flirting with him, especially when he can barely tell.

Don't Feed Me (I will come back) by @Ada_Parker (4 chapters as of 5/12/26)

~ Shapeshifter + Folklore/Fantasy AU! Rozanov mysteriously vanished in Russia the summer before his rookie season. Now, retired hockey player and two-time biography writer Shane Hollander is determined to solve this cold case (definitely not because of some decidedly queer encounters he shared with Rozanov before his disappearance.) The weird dog (and local cryptid?) that keeps digging through his trashcans at night is decidedly unrelated.

the neighbors by @ilyastunamelt (3 chapters as of 5/10/26)

~ Shane has a hot new neighbor named Ilya Rozanov who has sex really loudly at night. Shenanigans ensue. (Crack fic)

As the Romans Do by @kooksie (1 chapter as of 5/11/26)

~ Roommates AU! As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya. So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

Love and Other Curses by Anonymous (2 chapters as of 5/14/26)

~ After the injury sidelines him for the season, Shane retreats to his cottage with a breakup text he can’t stop rereading and a future he’d almost let himself want. The plan is simple: recover, train, and forget about Ilya Rozanov. Then Ilya shows up at the edge of the property like he never left at all. (TW: Outing)

Of Whiteboards and Wooing by @siriuslymcfly (2 chapters as of 5/8/26)

~ Soulmate AU + University AU + Roommates AU! Your soulmate's first thoughts about you are written on your body. It's Spirit Week at Snowsill University and Ilya has an agenda. It may or may not include wooing his possible soulmate with a whiteboard.

Speak Now by @thequietbetweenstars (5 chapters as of 5/10/26)

~ Shane has loved Ilya for most of his life. He never planned to tell him. Then Ilya announces he’s getting married to Svetlana. Shane congratulates him, helps plan the wedding, stands beside him through engagement dinners and venue tours and bachelor parties, and tries very hard not to let years of being in love with his best friend ruin everyone’s lives. It works. Until it doesn’t.

Three Questions for a Dragon by @JSwander (3 chapters as of 4/16/26)

~ Spirited Away AU! with Russian folklore. Shane Hollander finds himself trapped between worlds, living among the spirits without his memories of the human world. The only creature that seems to know him, seems to want him dead.

Just Enough of You by @NotALonelyTraveler (6 chapters as of 5/9/26)

~ Shane is a good brother and fills in for his identical twin, Henry, during a photoshoot. Enter: Ilya Rozanov. One case of mistaken identity leads to disastrous outcomes.

Conquest of Love by @ElectricFairy (3 chapters as of 4/5/26)

~ The new king is in search of a wife. Shane volunteers himself to the task—he just didn’t expect to fall in love with a stranger along the way. Secret identity AU! + Medieval AU!

Find Me At the Starting Point by @Pollenate (6 chapters as of 4/18/26)

~ The Centaurs’ plane crashes and Ilya Rozanov dies. Roughly three months later, Shane Hollander dies on the ice. And then he wakes up in 2008, on the day he met Ilya Rozanov for the first time.

Slow and Unsteady by @goldenish (5 chapters as of 4/22/26)

~ Ao3 user accessible only. Ilya and Shane get drafted to Ottawa two years a part. Friendship comes first, followed by everything else that comes with falling in love with your best friend. Autistic! Shane Hollander and Depressed!Ilya Rozanov.

The Antidote to Loneliness by @kmart1885 (12 chapters as of 4/20/26)

~ After months of being ghosted by Ilya, Shane gets diagnosed with Stage 4 Hodgkin's Lymphoma. He and Ilya have never been more disconnected, so he resigns himself to fighting this without Ilya in his life. Ilya knows he was an asshole last Spring. Shane has been ignoring him all summer. But he figures that once he's back in North America and the season starts, he'll be able to get back in Shane's good graces. And then Montreal announces that they have placed Shane Hollander on Long Term Injured Reserve and he panics.

you don't go to parties by @sleepylex (5 chapters as of 4/12/26)

~ Ilya is frat president and hockey co-captain at U of Montreal, Shane is the other co-captain and NOT a frat boy. Their sneaking around over the years has gotten them into a tangled mess. set in an AU post-tuna melt scene, Ilya has the crash out of a lifetime when he realises the only person he wants at his frat parties is Shane and will do anything to get him at one.

good on my own accord by @impetuous (16 chapters as of 5/1/26)

~ Instead of becoming a center, Shane is a goalie. Ilya and him aren't rivals, per say, but sleeping with a man who had a specific offense-related vendetta against him and a wrist shot like a jet engine to back it up was probably ill-advised just the same. (Fic in which Shane gets to be his lovely autistic self and not have to be so high-masking all the time).

Just Half a Step Behind by @LiseyFi (14 chapters as of 4/12/26)

~ Shane's battle with cancer, loosely inspired by the real story of the author and their girlfriend. Really angsty, incredibly well written. Prepare to cry because it is so cute and so heartwretching.

do you have a library card? cause i've been checking you out by @seafoodsoup81 (8 chapters as of 4/16/26)

~ Shane Hollander is a librarian. Ilya Rozanov is the Captain of the Ottawa Centaurs, and ran out of printer ink while trying to fill out his Canadian citizenship application.

reflektor by @veilofimagination (2 chapters as of 4/12/26)

~ Canon-Shane accidentally dimension travels to a different universe, and is on a mission to fix AU Shane's fucked up life.

words we don't say; things we don't do by @mariee_ward (7 chapters as of 3/26/26)

~ University AU! Starring hopeless romantic art major Shane and Russian hockey player on a scholarship Ilya. More angsty than one would expect, fantastic writing.

i only threw this party for you by @LunarMoonstone (7 chapters as of 4/18/26)

~ In which popular hockey fuckboy Ilya Rozanov falls madly in love with the university's golden boy Shane Hollander. Somehow, they go from being the talk of campus to becoming that couple.

tenure plan by @ingenuitiveHamilton (5 chapters as of 4/10/26)

~ Shane and Ilya hooked up as college students, and never spoke again. Now they're both professors at their alma mater. OR Professor Shane Hollander’s (unintentional) ten-year plan to finally lock down Dr. Ilya Rozanov.

spinning out, waiting for you. by @residentrookie (7 chapters as of 4/24/26)

~ A week after returning from their honeymoon, Shane gets in a car accident that threatens the future he and Ilya so painstakingly fought to build.

First Overall by @YingBuBu (46 chapters as of 4/25/26)

~ Ilya didn’t know what Shane saw in him, but you can't just fall for a man you barely met. You can't just fall so deep and so quickly. Shane went first in the draft, and then threw it away by choosing Ottawa. A bad team. A losing future. No Cups. No real rivalry. OR

Shane got his second chance. This time, he refused to wait for years to get his Ilya. He had to take him fast, before depression or any other crap got him. But if he touched the timeline wrong—if anything went off-script—what did it cost?

Rumor Has It by @hazzacherries (20 chapters as of 3/27/26)

~ When Russian actor Ilya Rozanov’s personal scandal hits the tabloids, his publicist Shane Hollander is dragged into an unexpected plan: fake a romance to save his client’s reputation. Shane has to survive lunches, red carpets, and every “accidental” touch, all while keeping his composure. But as the cameras keep clicking, what started as a professional nightmare might just get… complicated.

Last Apartment in Boston by @cloisblog (5 chapters as of 4/16/26)

~ Russian model Ilya Rozanov is enchanted when he meets the beautiful, anxious mess that is Shane Hollander. Too bad that Shane is entirely clueless. Annoyances to roommates to lovers.

Table for Disaster by @LeGrinch (6 chapters as of 4/11/26)

~ Shane has only one job: go to a blind date as Hayden and make sure it ends in disaster. It should be easy, except nothing ever is when Shane gets involved.

Footnotes on Loneliness by @laceymabel (10 chapters as of 4/10/26)

~ In hopes to improve his English, Ilya Rozanov subscribes to the New Yorker. He does not expect himself to fall in love with a column, especially columnist Shane Hollander. (The writing in this is phenomenal!)

White Noise Machine by @nursdaylight (4 chapters as of 3/2/26)

~ Shane is a student doctor on the spectrum that just completed his pediatrics rotation. His new next-door-neighbor's baby won't stop crying. Said next door neighbor is also extremely hot.

Honey, you're familiar like my mirror years ago by @airascloud (5 chapters as of 3/28/26)

~ Shane was supposed to go pro, but an injury early into his Juniors career set him on a different path as a hockey coach for beginner players. Ilya is a pro NHL player on the Centaurs. Fate decides to rectify its past mistakes, and organizes a soulmate body swap...hours before a home game against the Boston Bears.

Spitfire by @ottermaiden (4 chapters as of 2/20/26)

~ Shane is a moderately famous celebrity architect who does not have a crush on Top Chef winner Ilya Rozanov, thank you very much Jackie Pike. But if Rozanov just bought a beautiful historical house that is in desperate need of remodeling...well that's another story.

Winter's Witch by @Daxtious (5 chapters as of 3/1/26)

~ Witch! Shane and Wolf Familiar! Ilya. Fantasy AU with excellent worldbuilding, beautiful scenery description, silly courtship rituals, and a good dose of whimsy.

The Dead Don't Share by @loveleighalissa (2 chapters as of 3/7/26)

~ Shane Hollander knows the cold. He knows the dripping in the walls, the shadows that move, the presence that clings to him like frost. The haunting has followed him for years — jealous, possessive, and growing stronger. When it turns violent, the only person who can cut through the chill is the rival he can’t seem to escape. Ilya Rozanov, meanwhile, is pretty sure Shane is in love with him. Or at least flirting very badly. Either way, he’s determined to flirt back.

Easy to Find by @agetwellcard (5 chapters as of 4/4/26)

~ Nine years after Ilya decided to end things with Shane, he runs back into him. Shane is working as a hockey commentator, while Ilya is married to Svetlana and living in the US as a retired hockey player. Although he knows he shouldn't, he allows himself to get to know Shane again.

Call Me With You by Anonymous (6 chapters as of 2/25/26)

~ After a traumatic car accident, Shane wakes up as his boss Ilya Rozanov's wife. He hates Ilya, and Ilya doesn't seem to have a good relationship with his wife, Jane, either. Shane's own body is in a coma in the hospital. He doesn't know what to do, especially when his boss is expecting him to be his wife. (Very K-drama coded, reminds me of Mr. Queen)

salt kiss by @viviolet (6 chapters as of 4/5/26)

~ Selkie AU! One night, Shane Hollander finds a unconscious man on the shore and brings him home. His first mistake was thinking it was a man. or: Ilya's a selkie. Shane doesn't know.

Reroute and Breathe by @Watermelon_Milk (2 chapters as of 1/27/26)

~ After being forced into an early retirement from the NHL due to debilitating mental health issues, Shane Hollander moves back to Ottawa in an attempt to rebuild his crumbling life. Two years later, at the age of 23, he's an ice rink manager and only slightly less miserable than before. And the cherry on top? He is in love with his obnoxious Russian assistant manager.

Deep With Devils by @damaskrose (5 chapters as of 4/19/26)

~ Urban Fantasy AU! Shane is an exorcist. Ilya is a temperamental bathhouse spirit. The rest is history.

eat your young by @paocai (9 chapters as of 4/22/26)

~ Catching Fire/Mockingjay AU. Really great fic, does a really good job of adapting each of the characters to their respective Hunger Games match. Ilya and Shane are both young Victors, so TW for sexual exploitation.

Come On, Mess Me Up by @burkiebeans (11 chapters as of 3/24/26)

~ Ao3 user accessible only. College AU where Ilya Rozanov is the star college hockey player at BU, and Shane Hollander is just a sweet, nerdy student who tutors him.

When the World Ends by @Heeley (6 chapters as of 1/24/26)

~ Zombie apocalypse AU! Shane and Ilya are forced to survive together at the start of the apocalypse, trapped in a hockey stadium filled with cannibalistic infected.

is there life on mars? by @succulentsofa (11 chapters as of 2/19/26)

~ The Martian AU! On Sol 6, the Ares Three mission goes horribly, horribly wrong. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov find themselves having to deal with the consequences. Namely: being stranded on Mars, together.

a parade of my own making by @vettelian19 (7 chapters as of 2/4/26)

~ Four months before the MLH draft, Shane Hollander stops playing hockey. No one knows why. (Shane runs a hockey camp, Ilya is a professional NHL player with no purpose in life).

Hiding away by @The_green_fairy (3 chapters as of 1/6/26)

~ After a brutal game, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov—rivals on opposite sides of the ice—are supposed to hate each other. But when a Russian hitman appears in the arena parking lot with a gun aimed at Ilya, Shane doesn't think. He just moves. Now Shane's in the ICU with a bullet that was meant for Ilya, and someone wants the Boston forward dead. When it becomes clear the threat isn't over, they end up hiding together at a remote cottage.

Nothing to Win (And Nothing to Lose) by @daisywillliveforever (1 chapter as of 1/7/26)

~ Soulmate AU! Ilya Rozanov is Shane Hollander’s soulmate. Shane isn't sure that he's Ilya's.

Teeth of ivory, smiles of gold by @iffervescent (8 chapters as of 4/19/26)

~ Modern Royalty AU! Shane Hollander, Duke of Montreal, is invited to Prince Ilya of Russia's marriage candidate/matchmaking party.

there ends all my knowledge by @butidontreallycare (4 chapters as of 2/16/26)

~ Firefighter! Ilya and ER Doctor! Shane

retrograde by @Ayes (7 chapters as of 3/13/26)

~ Ilya doesn’t die when his plane goes down. But he forgets. When Ilya is marked as missing from the Centaurs’ plane crash, nobody knows why Shane’s game goes to shit. Benched by his coach, Shane goes to the place Ilya was last seen: the Blue Ridge Mountains. A story about finding yourself when you don’t know who you are, and about falling in love with the same person twice.

sweet breath, cigarette smoke by @violentfictionaldelights (6 chapters as of 2/8/26)

~ Fake dating AU! When beloved hockey player Ilya Rozanov finds himself in trouble after a drunken tweet Shane Hollander steps in and saves the day.

Desperate Measures by @dabforpalermo (6 chapters as of 3/1/26)

~ Ilya Rozanov’s life flips upside down when he’s granted parental rights to his recently orphaned 5-month-old niece. Shane Hollander’s life flips upside down when the two of them move in next door. Or: Shane Hollander, certified Baby Whisperer, is the only thing that can get his next door neighbours screaming infant to stop wailing.

It's All Coming Back to Me Now by @wetwellie (8 chapters as of 4/7/26)

~ Shane is cursed as a child so that he may never remember anyone he meets. He wakes up remembering nothing. Ilya Rozanov is the rival he can't forget-even when he does. A story told in endless firsts.

The Distance Between Us by @norman123 (15 chapters as of 2/8/26)

~ Space Travel AU! Shane Hollander joins the crew of The Ottawa led by Ilya Rozanov—precise, calm, and difficult. Two years in the narrow space of a ship. Work you can’t run from. And closeness you can’t escape. (The worldbuilding is so delicious in this fic, truly feels like reading a sci-fi novel.)

Star Seekers by @Kingadrianos (5 chapters as of 2/10/26)

~ Space Opera AU! Ilya Rozanov just wanted to get off the Kaaxium mining colony that had been his prison since the Earth broke. As it turns out, deep-space has raiders, cash bounties, advanced alien technology, and masked super-soldiers who learned their social skills from a toaster. Amidst intergalactic corporate sabotage and the slow unraveling of worlds, two former school rivals find themselves drawn back into each other’s orbit. Whether they know it or not. (Excellent worldbuilding, excellent romance, will leave you on the edge of your seat. Like The Princess Bride but set in space.)

a way back to us by @vividblossom (2 chapters as of 2/25/26)

~ Shane and Ilya are both retired hockey players and divorced single dads when they meet again at Ottawa's Junior League years after their situationship went south.

Under Pressure by @ilostyournumber (4 chapters as of 1/19/26)

~ Soulmate AU! Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are soulmates, playing for the same university and both trying to go pro before their freshman year of college. But, every time you think about touching your soulmate, the other person feels it on their skin.

boy so confusing by @varinn (1 chapter as of 1/17/26)

~ University AU! Shane Hollander is a sophomore in University. Shane Hollander loves studying physics. Shane Hollander believes Ilya Rozanov is dating a woman. Shane Hollander thinks Ilya Rozanov wants to kill him. Shane Hollander is wrong about a few things.

If im haunting you (you must be haunting me) by @adoringlandry (4 chapters as of 1/19/26)

~ Shane dies in a hotel room right before he's drafted and becomes a ghost. His rival, Ilya, is the only person who can see him. 

Peer Review by Anonymous (1 chapter as of 1/16/26)

~ University Professor AU! Shane checks Rate My Professor expecting validation and finds himself losing to Ilya Rozanov, the physics professor with no syllabus discipline and a cult following. A petty bet is made. Lectures are supervised. The entire student body ships

Where Have All The Flowers Gone by @unreliablemargin (3 chapters as of 1/15/26)

~ In early Cold War Berlin, a city divided by borders, paperwork and quiet surveillance, Shane Hollander—a meticulous Canadian specialist assigned to a checkpoint annex—meets Ilya Rozanov, a charismatic Soviet soldier whose confidence masks both danger and longing.

I'm In Love With My Landlord by @learnthemusic (3 chapters as of 1/14/26)

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Fic Recs (Crack Fic/Fluff)

Ilya Rozanov/Shane Hollander

Whump (Hurt No Comfort)

So Close by @Baybee00

~ A devastating on-ice collision changes everything for Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, and everyone who loves them. Pure angst. No happy ending. Suicide, major character death.

i draw a line across the ice in your blood by @mai_love

~ Shane Hollander dies and Ilya Rozanov’s grief is laid bare for all to see. (Aka Ilya has an Achilles moment and refuses to surrender Shane’s body after he dies in the middle of a game.)

Angst with Happy Ending (Hurt/Comfort)

the soviet montage (6/6) by @pressuretoparty

~ Set during the Cold War era (1970s-1980s), Red Army superstar Ilya Rozanov defects from the Soviet Union and joins the Ottawa Centaurs.

something you can fix by @some1_around

~ Shane’s conversation with Rose is secretly recorded. Months later, after the All-Star game and Ilya’s confession in Russian, the video gets leaked online. Shane is outed to the world while Ilya is in Russia, and must now finish the 2016-2017 season with the entire world in on his secret.

the skyline falls as i try to make sense of it all (2/2) by @Literal_Multifandom_Trashcan

~ Character study of Shane's relationship with food.

Before The Whistle by @alimariereads

~ A moment of hesitation during a heated game changes everything, leaving Shane unconscious and Ilya reckoning with the truth he never meant to face.

they got no idea about you and me by @rachelrae

~ What if Cliff Marlow had hit Ilya in a game against the Ottawa Centaurs and had to deal with the confusion that was his crazy former captain and best friend high on pain meds. At least those meds were hopefully the reason for his craziness. Why else would Rozanov be calling Shane Hollander his sweetheart?

the hill i know by @chahakyn

~ Exploration of Shane's identity as a mixed race individual.

rabbit holes by @Who_Needs_Reality

~ When Shane can't sleep, he goes down Wikipedia rabbit holes. or: if you can't figure out your situationship.... Google him.

Don't Poke the Bear (7/7) by @meetmebythelilactree

~ After Shane and Ilya are outed in the events of The Long Game, Montréal and Ottawa play seven games against each other in the Eastern Conference. The Centaurs still love their captain, of course. The Voyageurs, however, are not so united.

blood on the ice by @ghosttotheparty

~ Ilya gets injured while on the ice.

found heaven by @mrsrumbles

~ Soulmate AU. Ilya's soulmark reveals itself after he's been drafted into the NHL. One problem: Shane Hollander does not have the matching mark.

there you are, morning star (7/7) by @ingberry

~ Soulmate AU where your soulmarks grow stronger as your bond grows. Shane signs to the Centaurs at the same time as Ilya.

You Call and I Come (Running) by @Kelethin

~ Shane calls Ilya for help after sustaining a concussion and Ilya comes running.

Side by Side (Shield Me From My Fears) by @ItsSoLine

~ Seeing Shane Hollander laid out on the ice was one of the worst moments of Ilya Rozanov's life. But it made him realize that he could not hide the truth anymore, no matter the aftermath.

i've never needed a reason for keeping secrets from myself by @blongblong

~ Soulmate AU where you collect objects personal to your soulmate.

the heart is hard to translate (3/3) by @catknives

~ Soulmate AU! In a world where you can understand whatever language(s) your soulmate speaks, it takes Shane and Ilya an embarrassing amount of time to realize they’re soulmates.

It Grows Down Deep by @a_stray_thief

~ Shane develops Hanahaki disease after running from Ilya post-tuna melt.

Babe for the Weekend (8/8) by @Wellington28

~ Childhood best friends! AU with fake dating and a company retreat at a ski resort.

somewhere i lost all my senses by @syddd28

~ Character study of Shane in his first year as a Centaur married to Ilya. Disordered eating, references to depression.

The Shape of Absence (3/3) by @RimsHiddenQuill

~ Shane loses his memory of Ilya following the collision. But he has a lingering sense that he's missing something very important.

light reflects the chain on your neck by @silverandshells

~ Ilya goes through seeing Shane unconscious on the ice again, and people try to convince him that they are going to be okay. Temporary amnesia.

Wild and Fluroescent (Come close to my heart) by @iwritesometimes777

~ Shane cuts ties with Ilya after Vegas. Ilya finds a drunk Shane.

the velocity of seconds

~ Shane gets hit by Marleau. Ilya freaks out, and accidentally outs himself in the process.

when the world sees (we run toward each other) (4/4) by @pucksandpower

~ Ilya's path to love, found family, and Canadian citizenship after being outed by a leaked security video at the Olympics.

fear moves me by @4hollanov

~ Shane is attacked while home alone. Married!Hollanov

Four Minutes (3/3) by @UnicornFlowers

~ Ilya's complicated family relationships are further complicated with married life and the introduction of a new homophobic player. Pay attention to tags! Temporary character death, hate crimes, panic attacks.

Last Call by @HollowIsTheWorld

~ AO3 account accessible only. Shane gets into a car accident where he is stuck in a car rapidly filling with water.

say you'll always keep me by @writingcap

~ What if Shane's plane was the one to almost crash in The Long Game?

And I'll still see it, until I die (4/4) by @hollzy81

~ What if Shane was the one that almost died in a plane crash in The Long Game? Alternating POV

Oh, To Love Loudly by @acollectionofbeautifulbutgravemistakes

~ Shane realizes that he no longer wants to hide his relationship with Ilya as his plane plummets down to earth.

What if it were you (and then it was) by @Nituaii

~ Shane's plane goes down. Ilya loses his shit.

we didn't even kiss by @suguruus

~ Shane accidentally sends the text, and Ilya literally chases after him.

The Cold's Got a Hold on Me by @Skaboom

~ While driving back to Montreal from Ottawa, a white-out blizzard comes out of nowhere, trapping Shane. Cold, alone, and afraid, Shane calls Ilya, wanting to set the record straight on a few things...just in case.

When the Ice Breaks (3/3) by @LeviosaWitch

~ Shane hides a career ending injury from Ilya for months, terrified of disappointment and loss. When his body gives out, so does his carefully constructed facade.

The Secrets We Kept (21/21) by @Larissa_liest

~ Shane Hollander disappears from the NHL at twenty with a career-ending “injury.” Four years later, he’s the new assistant coach for the Ottawa Centaurs when Ilya Rozanov signs with the team. His former rival. His secret hookup. The father of his daughter. Ilya doesn’t know Lily exists and Shane plans to keep it that way. But three-year-olds don’t keep secrets, and neither do pale blue eyes. (Check tags! A rare mpreg fic because I usually hate mpreg)

i love you, i love you, i love you by @seariarly

~ When Ilya proposes he could marry Svetlana to get citizenship, he did expect Shane to be a little surprised. However, what he didn't expect was for Shane to look away from him without saying anything. Ilya had never regretted anything more in his life.

You Have Reached Lily by @ItsMayBiTheWay

~ Hayden calls Lily after Shane's injury.

have I found you, flightless bird? by @clockworkaim

~ Shane Hollander has wings. Ilya Rozanov loves him. There's no 'despite' about it. (Wings as a metaphor for autism - trust me, the author pulls it off very well.)

Collide (3/3) by @pendr_gon and @phoenixortheflame

~ Sci-Fi/Space AU! The year is 2184. An asteroid 60 kilometres wide is on a collision path with the Earth. As a last-ditch effort to save humanity, the EEU (Eastern European Union) launches four cosmonauts each carrying 300 embryos into space. Only one makes it off planet alive.

the river of my arms have found the ocean (4/4) by @vivianno

~ Mermaid AU! Hayden thinks the new wild mer in the aquarium, Ilya, is trying to murder his best fish friend, Shane. Turns out he's got it all wrong, and murder is the last thing on their minds.

Missing Hours (10/10) by @ravenkira

~ Ilya loses his memory of the past ten years due to a bad hit right as the COVID-19 lockdown shuts down Canada.

Reveal Themselves (One Star At a Time) by @ashes2ashes15

~ A character study of Yuna Hollander. Yuna tries to understand Shane's love life for years, until she finally does.

Melting a Winter King by @nj_1996

~ Royalty AU w/ arranged marriage! Prince Shane Hollander arrives in the frozen kingdom of Rozanova as a political sacrifice, a foreign prince married off to a man raised to hate everything he represents.

Not Alone (2/2) by @deadwizardskinnie

~ Shane ends up in the hospital. Ilya panics. David understands feelings. Yuna adopts another son. Hayden loses his shit (but then gets it back).

( i am done ) trying for beauty by @hcneymooners

~ University AU! College hockey player Ilya and nursing student Shane become reluctant roommates after Ilya suffers a 'family crisis.' Character study exploring grief, the immigrant experience, and the terrible beautiful thing that is falling in love.

a world brought together as one by @tofuflower

~ A/B/O with Beta!Shane and Alpha!Ilya that offers surprisingly insightful commentary on Japanese-Canadian internment, racial tokenization, and multi-generational immigrant families.

the cadence of a secret (8/8) by @marigoldens

~ Soulmate AU! Ilya and Shane are soulmates, and their bond prevents them from both talking and being apart. Unfortunately, the only thing that’ll make the pain stop is confessing the one thing they can say: that they’re in love.

Day 90 by @kuragin

~ Shane gets stuck in a time loop of the day where Marlow hits him. 

By Halves by @tmp93

~ Yuna and David meet Ilya Rozanov at the hospital after Shane’s injury.

loser, lover by @kalonvk

~ University AU! Shane Hollander is what you call a prodigy. Incredibly smart. Talented. Captain of the university's hockey team. He has no opponents. That's it, until a mysterious exchange student, Ilya Rozanov makes a surprise appearance. He storms into his life, taking everything Shane has diligently vowed to protect. Even his own heart.

After the snow fall by @penpen_xo

~ Shane slips and falls on ice while out walking Anya, and Anya is just your everyday Lassie.

Boring Moments Between Life & Death by @Acinonyx1

~ Death! Shane and Life!Ilya AU! 5 times Shane and Ilya meet for work, and one time they meet for themselves. 

we were together. (i forgot the rest.) (3/3) by @foxriverblues

~ Bartender!Shane and Mafia Boss!Ilya. Mild angst in third chapter, but otherwise very fluffy.

We Both Go Down Together (8/8) by @NotALonelyTraveler

~ Ao3 user accessible only. Shane is one of the lucky few humans in the world predisposed to Hanahaki disease. He copes with it as well as you might expect.

Root Rot (4/4) by @Content_Scrapbooker

~ Hanahaki disease AU! Shane Hollander loved Ilya Rozanov, so much that it was going to kill him. He has to make the most of the time he has left after the Olympics, before the roots really take hold.

The Second First Time (24/24) by @Allive

~ Shane Hollander wakes up in a hospital room convinced it’s 2016 — and that Ilya Rozanov is still his biggest rival, someone he’s supposed to hate. But the world has changed. It’s 2025. They play for the same team, live in the same house, and Ilya Rozanov is wearing a wedding ring. Now Shane has to relive nine lost years, learn to trust his ‘enemy,’ and find out whether he can fall in love with his own husband all over again.

(and i want these words to) make things right (11/11) by @xianvar

~ Marriage of convenience AU! After the NHL 2012-2013 lockout, the KHL threatens to keep Ilya in Russia and forbid him from returning to the NHL. Shane finds himself pulled into a harebrained scheme to make sure his rival is safe – and it might just work. It’s not like there are feelings at play that could get in the way, right?

fall in love again and again (2/2) by @Ehlihr

~ Time loop AU! Shane wakes up on the same Tuesday over and over again after leaving Rozanov in a rush. Tuesday is his second least favourite day of the week, so he's not really happy about it.

underneath my skin is all you see by @sapphicblight

~ Ao3 user accessible only. Soulmate AU! In which Ilya Rozanov is the name on Shane’s wrist, but Shane Hollander is not on Ilya’s.

Etched Skin by @staticsilencee

~ Soulmate AU! Ilya has lived his life knowing he would never find a soulmate, and Shane has lived his life waiting for his soulmate to acknowledge him.

it's a dance (we know the moves) by @anne_with_an_eth

~ Groundhog Day/Time Loop AU! Shane and Ilya are trapped in the same time loop, and have to figure it out together.

where nobody knows you (12/12) by @dottie_wan_kenobi

~ Yuna Hollander POV-centric! Yuna and David find out about Lily, while he's in the hospital. It's a while before they find out about Ilya.

Proof of life by @cloudberrysoda

~ In which everything is the same, except Shane is a vampire. He’s not very good at it. Kind of porn with plot ngl.

The Consort of Crown and Blood (15/15) by @house_of_lantis

~ Vampire Modern Royalty AU! When a human head of state publicly insults the ancient Vampire King, the price of peace is a political union. Shane Hollander, high school teacher and assistant hockey coach, is one of the only humans in the world with a rare bloodline. He’s given an impossible choice: become a Tribute Consort to vampire Crown Prince Ilya, or watch the human race burn. (Incredible world building and geopolitics, by the way.)

These Icy Waters (5/5) by @jeejaschocolate

~ Cursed!Ilya and Folktale Creature! Shane. Ghosts and monsters AU. When Cliff Marleu mysteriously drowns, all fingers point to Ilya Rozanov. But something darker and more sinister may be at play, something that is steeped in curses and family secrets, and Shane has his own secrets to protect.

there's no pretending by @moonsock

~ The term, he’s told, is temporary retrograde amnesia. Ilya doesn’t need the direct translation to understand: he forgot things. Ten years of things.

it's always been you by @guusmin

~  Ilya and Shane have played on the same team for years. Ilya confesses his love to Shane in Russian while unbelievably drunk in a bar bathroom.

If You're Scared (I'm On My Way) (3/3) by @kanekicure

~ Zombie apocalypse AU! The zombie apocalypse starts when Rose is breaking up with Shane (luckily at his apartment). Ilya travels the span of America to try to reach Shane's side.

Back to the egg (it's crimson and gold) (3/3) by @passacig

~ University AU with FTM! Shane! Shane and Ilya once knew each other in what feels like another life. Years later, Shane has transitioned, buried his past and finally embraced his truest self. He comes to McGill to play on the men’s hockey team—only to find his roommate is Ilya Rozanov.

The People I Knew (They Got Me Surrounded For A Mile or Two) (7/7) by @icetealuvr

~ Shane gets diagnosed with cancer. He is still determined to win the Stanley Cup. Ilya Rozanov is down so bad for Shane Hollander. He doesn't know Shane has cancer. No one does.

Mama's Boy, Mama's Boy (5/5) by @WhimperSoldier

~ Shane can see ghosts AU! Shane's first mistake was going to talk to Ilya Rozanov before their game. His second was immediately, stupidly, meeting the eyes of Rozanov’s very much dead mother hovering at his side. (I truly cannot recommend this enough.)

Fractured Lights (15/15) by @shredded_potato

~ University AU! Shane’s preferences are simple: older, rougher, married men who lie to their wives and gone before morning. Ilya Rozanov is nineteen, Russian, and already moving into his dorm. Cue in covert hookups, stupidly questionable life choices, and a rookie who stares at Shane like he’s a particularly fascinating bug under a microscope. Now he has to explain why he keeps getting texts from "Mr. Chicago" while trying to teach this kid how to use the campus laundry without melting his sweaters.

white whale by @cutshot

~ University AU! Best friends to lovers Shane and Ilya, throughout the years. (Really well written, and the payoff is sooo good.)

i've been stuck for so long (we just got the start wrong) by @beagoldfish

~ Groundhog Day AU! After the tuna melt fiasco, Shane Hollander wakes up in a time loop.

Scars left behind (3/3) by @silvermoongirl10

~ 4 times Shane thinks someone on the Centaurs is telling him he isn't good enough - just like in Montreal. +1 time Ilya sees the scars Montreal left on Shane and tells his husband he has always been more than good enough. It was Montreal who was never good enough.

pink shallop shells (2/2) by Anonymous

~ Lighthouse keeper Ilya Rozanov tries to drown himself in the Newfoundland Sea. Luckily or unluckily for him, a certain merman saves him from the depths.

you saved me from myself (and i didn't even realize) by @xarahinthedark

~ Hanakaki AU! Shane doesn't eat much—he attributes it to watching his carb intake and needing to stay light and speedy, and for no other reason at all. And definitely not because of the flowers that keep him full these days.

a sound is still a sound around no one (9/9) by @dykeries

~ Amnesia AU! In 2023, Shane takes a bad hit on the ice. When he wakes up, the last thing he remembers is a tuna melt. There’s a lot to get used to.

the lines are all but drawn by @bluerosebouquet

~ Shane keeps seeing his ex on dating apps, and it's driving him insane. (This is not a sign to get back with your ex LOL.)

Borderline (5/5) by @Wintersbane

~ After ignoring his phone in favor of getting split in two by his situationship, Shane is stranded in Boston at the start of the zombie apocalypse. Ilya is left with nowhere to go, and Shane refuses to leave him behind. In order to survive, they have to cross the Canadian border and get to the cottage, together. But getting to Canada is far easier said than done. When Ilya is badly injured, their road-trip becomes a race against the dead—and the infection spreading through Ilya’s leg. (Eventual happy ending, trust!)

twenty stitches in a hospital room (10/10) by @hollidayparty

~ Shane's injuries during the Boston/Montreal game are much more life-threatening than in canon. Ilya's quick thinking and bone-deep instincts are the only reason he survives.

i've been playing dead by my whole life by @writerintheory

~ Soulmate AU! The last words you ever hear from your soulmate are tattooed on your chest. Ilya and Shane still argue over the party in Game Changers, Ilya still already chose Shane, and everything goes so much worse after Shane leaves. (NO MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH, ANGSTY AF BUT HAPPY ENDING)

a year safe in your heart (6/6) by Anonymous

~ The summer before Ilya joins the Centaurs, Shane wakes up nervous. It doesn't stop from there. OR Shane has already lived a timeline in which Ilya died in a plane crash after joining the Centaurs. He's determined that it doesn't happen again. (SUPER ANGSTY!!)

Lily and Judith (6/6) by @Finally_Facing_Failure

~ After Shane Hollander's career ending injury in 2014, he lives a quiet life at his cottage with his two daugthers. His life is turned upside down when his youngest accidentally texts Ilya Rozanov, Shane's former lover and secret crush. Can Shane find a place for Ilya in his new life? (Single Dad Shane AU)

i'll believe in anything (11/11) by @bisoubug

~ Ao3 user accessible only. Shane is a ghost, Ilya is a collegiate hockey star part-time ghost hunter who can see dead people, and it's entirely possible that they once knew each other in a past life.

Night Changes (3/3) by @proseandpulse

~ Shane is drunk, concussed, and hiding in a phone booth when he calls the only number he knows by heart. The man who answers is not Hayden Pike.

one day i'll watch as you're leaving (and life will lose all meaning) (15/15) by @hollidayparty

~ What if Shane and Ilya don't make up so easily after the Boxing Day fight? The Centaur's plane never malfunctions, so Shane never proposes. Instead, Ilya gives him an ultimatum on coming out and going public. It backfires spectacularly. (TW: Suicidal ideation)

The Importance of Strawberries (20/20) by @lostinpinerocklands

~ Amnesia AU! In 2031, Shane wakes up in the hospital certain that it's 2010. Ilya is there to remind him of the two decades he's missed and the life they've built along the way. Kid fic, no smut, married Hollanov.

love in exile has nowhere to go by @justhockey

~ Shane doesn’t get hurt, they break up, and they don’t talk for five long years. Until Shane is traded to Ottawa.

Have Fun and Come Back Safe (2/2) by @Rainbow_Femme

~ One earthquake, two lost phones, and many articles citing a mistranslated headline later and Shane needs to get a message home that he and Rose are alive. But he and Rose are millennials and whoops, they haven't had to memorize a phone number since they were kids.

The Knockout Lockout (3/3) by @PillowForte

~ Established relationship! Ilya gets knocked out during a game and it fucks with his memory. A hospital stay in which Ilya moons over his husband despite not knowing it's just husband. (He thinks it's doomed yaoi but it's not doomed yaoi.) Still angsty because Ilya is very confused and sad and Shane ain't having a good time either.

falling into you by @quinnfuhbeay

~ Tunameltdown AU where Ilya makes him tuna melts and says his name and Shane doesn’t freak out and run away. Well, he does freak out, but he also stays. Or the one where Shane doesn’t realize that Ilya’s his boyfriend for a solid three months. (Somehow both a fix-it fic and uniquely angsty in its own right.)

keep a place for me (3/3) by @agetwellcard

~ Childhood friends to lovers AU! When Shane is in junior high, Ilya's family moves to Canada. Instead of meeting as adults, they grow up together. Shane learns Russian and Ilya spends a majority of his time at the Hollander household. When they start their professional hockey careers, they have to learn how to be opponents instead of teammates, but also how to be apart for the first time in their lives. When Ilya suggests that they sleep together, Shane has to balance their friendship and their casual relationship.

change like the sky (5/5) by @cupocoffee

~ Shane gets outed and accidentally hurts himself, the world thinks he's tried to end his life, and Ilya struggles to come to terms with mortality in more than one sense of the word.

i want a scar that looks like you by @angel_deux

~ Soulmate AU! Shane has been covering up his soulmark for as long as Ilya has known him. Ilya doesn't have a soulmark at all.

so you must like me for me (2/2) by @alasse

Fanart by @wilmvandrr

Hurt/Comfort and Angst with a Happy Ending Fics

Crack Fic/Fluff

typing... (10/10) by @shaneviews

~  Shane Hollander receives a thirst trap from an unknown number - and absolutely should not reply, especially considering how much he and Ilya Rozanov can’t stand each other in real life.

In Close Quarters (5/5) by Anonymous

~ Shane Hollander's next door neighbor is a menace who always opens the door shirtless. Shane is really nonchalant about this (he is not).

chirp, chirp, swing by @bananzie

~ Ao3 user accessible only. Five times Shane chirped back at comments about his relationship, plus the one time he threw hands.

mistaken identities (4/4) by @SleepingWave

~ In which Shane gets a text from an unknown number. Stranger to friends to lovers, crack treated seriously.

and it was all yellow by @belowtherabbithole

~ Shane keeps getting random packages sent to his door for an Ilya Rozanov. Problem is - he has no idea who that is. It's really frustrating. Lucky for him when they do meet, Ilya Rozanov is a tall, blonde, gorgeous model. Hm. Less frustrating.

My Girl by @fujobear

~ Shane has an embarrassing crush on his co-worker, Ilya. Unfortunately, the said co-worker already has a girlfriend he loves to flaunt. That's what Shane thinks, at least.

Hello, Mechanic? by @fujobear

~ Shane Hollander works in an auto repair shop. Ilya Rozanov owns a ton of spare sports cars and has a lot of free time. OR Ilya comes up with increasingly absurd reasons to bring his car to the autoshop to see the hot mechanic.

to be loved and to be in love (3/3) by @SuchASeeweedBrain

~ Childhood friends to lovers AU! Instead of taking her own life, Irina Rozanova takes her youngest son and flees to Canada in the middle of the night. It only makes sense for her to flee to Ottawa. Her son really only wants to do one thing, and that's play hockey. So it only makes sense for her to find him a team for talented young players. There just so happens to be another very talented young player already on that team.

cerulean (2/2) by @neostar

~ University AU! Shane sucks at Economics, and Economics major Ilya goes out of his way to help. (It's not because Ilya likes him, surely not.)

baby, do you want to come home with me? (3/3) by @masqueraders

~ University AU! Ilya keeps fucking his roommate accidentally. Friends with benefits to lovers.

i see the moon in his eyes, i'm paralyzed by @thoughtsechos

~ University AU! Four times Shane accidentally flirted with people and the one time it wasn't an accident. Starring autistic Shane and the horrible reality of living in a world surrounded by neurotypicals.

i just want you to come inside by @miss_milleni

~ University AU! Shane reads Men's Hockey RPF and tries using different fan fiction tropes to get Ilya's attention. It doesn't go as smoothly as he imagines. Thank fuck for Rose Landry.

i only threw this party 4 u by @ratherunnecessary

~ Ao3 user accessible only. University AU! Shane comes out. Shane finds out every not-straight man he knows is into him.

Emergency Contact (3/3) by @shanviews

~ Vancouver General Hospital has very strict rules about workplace relationships, and Dr. Shane Hollander and Dr. Ilya Rozanov follow every single one. The only problem is that they’re married. And no one knows.

hidden in plain sight (my love) (4/4) by @lastdanceandgo

~ Shane is a struggling actor who works at a coffee shop, trying and failing to get his personal life together. His life is already complicated enough when Ilya Rozanov - a hot, eyeliner-wearing, definitely straight musician - moves into the apartment across the hall. Around the same time, anonymous gifts with handwritten notes start appearing outside Shane’s door.

Who Do You Love by @dabforpalermo

~ 5 times Hollanov tries to come out publicly and it fails miserably, and one time it finally sticks.

Baby, Bend Over (8/8) by @TemporaryAltars

~ Yoga Instructor! Shane is convinced that Ilya Rozanov—captain of the Boston Bears and Shane’s newest student—hates him. Ilya joined Shane's yoga class specifically to get closer to the hot instructor, but every attempt at flirting only seems to make things worse. Neither of them has any idea the other is completely in love with them.

Human Resources (2/2) by Anonymous

~ Shane Hollander is a Cupid trying to mantain his flawless two-hundred-year-long track record. Ilya Rozanov just won't stop sleeping around. (Reminds me of Good Omens, the Good Place, Miracle Workers. Big fan of heavenly bureaucracy.)

Moon Child (3/3) by @dreamersreality

~ In the winter of 1923, Shane Hollander is unknowingly courted by a werewolf.

Hampstead by @outroscenery

~ Shane and Ilya are presidents of their own respective fraternities and Shane has the stupidest idea to fall for his rival (feat. a pining Shane and whipped Ilya.)

easier (honey, there is no right way) by @duquesademiel

~ University AU!  Five times Shane and Ilya hooked up for Shane to learn, and the one time they went on a date instead.

Lily and Jane's Reddit Adventures by @BetterNameToCome(Spoon Deficiency)

~ Multipart (6 so far) series in which Shane and Ilya both take to Reddit to vent their frustrations about their decades long situationship under pseudonyms. Naturally, they become famous.

Freckles (9/9) by @winterschild

~ University AU! Ilya Rozanov, captain of his university hockey team, sees a boy with freckles and he absolutely needs to flirt with him.

ruin the...rivalry? (5/5) by @MoonyM77

~ Road Trip AU! Recently traded to the Ottawa Centaurs, Shane Hollander was having a pretty terrible year. A year that was made even worse when his biggest rival, Ilya Rozanov, unexpectedly joined the Centaurs at the same time. Unable to put their rivalry aside, tensions are high both on and off the ice. The team decides to take matters into their own hands and devises a plan to make them get along once and for all.

Boyfriends with benefits (4/4) by Anonymous

~ University AU! According to Ilya, Shane is the best boyfriend anyone could ask for. If you ask Shane, he’ll tell you they are just fuck buddies.

say something batshit crazy (i'll do it, don't you make it) by @yrsaffectionately

~ Social Media AU! Ilya joins stan Twitter on a burner account. Pretty OOC for all characters but genuinely made me laugh.

treat me like an afterthought (4/4) by @lupuswrites

~ A meet-ugly turned friends with benefits frat boy college au. Shane is convinced he’s nothing more than just another hookup on Ilya’s extensive roster. Ilya’s spent his whole summer plotting on how best to lock Shane down. Misunderstandings, emotional constipation, and terrible communication skills have nothing on Ilya Rozanov's persistence when it comes to getting his man.

as you are by @afterglows

~ University AU! Shane catches feelings for his college hookup, and doesn't know what to do about it.

heated, realistically by @abitchforlasagna

~ Shane's friends don't believe that slightly socially awkward, normal-guy Shane is dating the famous, flirty hockey player star Ilya Rozanov

Can I get Shane's number? (2/2) by @MsMonserrat

~ Troy just joined the Centaurs. He's not doing well mentally, but a friendship with Ilya Rozanov improves his self-worth slightly. He musters the courage to ask Ilya something....for Shane's phone number. or... Watch Ilya Rozanov lose his mind over the idea that Troy Barrett wants to date his boyfriend.

Shane Hollander's PDA Agenda (2/2) by @virtual_typewriter

~ After Shane tells Ilya "don't touch me" during a stressful moment, he embarks on a mission to heal his husband's heart one PDA at a time.

i got my sights set on you by @rosepetal

~ Office AU! Shane has a secret admirer.

Gooey (4/4) by @genesisofmoderntimes

~ Office AU! Shane hooks up with a hot stranger at an office party, and spends the next months wondering why the new marketing guy won't send him any of the invoices on time. Ilya thinks Shane has forgotten him, and decides to be very petty about it.

tongues-a-wagging (4/4) by Anonymous

~ Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky. Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind. (Ilya's POV is pretty angsty, but overall very cute and fluffy).

but daddy i love him (2/2) by @rachelrae

~ What if Shane gave Ilya permission to soft launch their relationship. Ilya is, of course, thrilled and immediately starts telling everyone around him. Problem is, no one believes him!

He's NOT Boyfriend Material (5/5) by @jiezieisinadaze

~ Centaurs University’s Shane Hollander, crowned “Most Boyfriend Material” by a campus-wide vote, and Ilya Rozanov, the university’s hot Russian hockey star, who decides the only fair way to test the title is to date him himself.

I'll Talk (Like You're Listening) (2/2) by @OpalApparition

~ Over the years, Shane leaves messages to Ilya’s voicemail believing that the Russian man will never hear them. At least, that’s what he thinks.

thinking about you (craving us) by Anonymous

~ Shane accidentally 'kidnaps' mafia boss! Ilya while attempting to help Hayden prank a friend. Chaos ensues.

sweet locker by @seariarly

~ Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov play on the same team in college. However, for some inexplicable reason, Rozanov seems to hate Hollander's guts. Little does Hollander know that the one whose been leaving him love notes in his stall has been Rozanov all along.

Accidental Major in International Relations (4/4) by @wolliwillow

~ University AU! Shane Hollander shows up to university excited for another year of being the best at what he does. Unfortunately, the man who beat him at last year's World Prospect Cup is also there, and Ilya Rozanov hasn't gotten any less annoying. Or any worse at hockey. Now if only Shane could focus on the ice, and stop thinking about nice hands, pretty lips, and the sound of his name in a Russian accent.

that's that me espresso by @abitchforlasagna

~ Coffee shop AU! Shane keeps mispronouncing Ilya’s name to ridiculous levels in the hopes that the hockey player will notice the number written at the bottom of the cup.

a simple case of mistaken identity by @LiarsandThieves22

~ After becoming a bit obsessed with solving the Mystery of Boston Lily, Hayden thinks he finally has it figured out. She must work for the Boston Raiders. Now all he has to do is find her next time he's in Boston and tell her that her and Shane shouldn't have to hide their relationship.

hot mics and hot rivalries (or how i learned how to stop worrying and let my boyfriend out us on national television) by @pucksandpower

~ Shane is wearing a hot mic, and can't get Ilya to stop dirty talking him on live air.

boys on film (for your eyes only) by @myohmoony

~ Shane works in a film shop. Ilya is trying out nudist photography as a new hobby.

Shane Hollander and his increasingly odd days at the Canadian Tire by @gargoylegrave

~ Shane works at Canadian Tire. He is curious about the purchases of their new regular.

Best Laid Plans and the Best Man by @Strawberrysmilees

~ Wedding planner AU! Shane is the CEO of Hollander Events organizing Kip and Scott's wedding, and Ilya is the infuriating best man.

Cigarettes After Sex by @shaneviews

~ Shane begins sending letters to Ilya Rozanov, his next-door neighbor, in an attempt to stop the constant cigarette smoke from drifting into his apartment. The idea was to solve the problem, not start a war.

Unpathed Waters, Undreamed Shores (2/2) by @MindelanKid

~ Hockey star Ilya Rozanov has a usual post-game routine: throw on his sluttiest leather jacket, go to any bar that’s open, and let adoring fans buy him shots of terrible Canadian vodka until he forgets whether he won or lost. One night, a freckled busboy brings him a glass of water. To Ilya’s chagrin, in a world of things he wants, Shane Hollander might be what he needs.

on the run by @validvali

~ Shane is Anya's dog walker and occasional pet sitter. Her owner, on the other hand, makes being professional extremely difficult.

Show Me How My Body Works by @Infinitely_Odd

~ It's the festive season, and university student Ilya needs a job. Lush is hiring. Also Known As: Ilya: World's Worst Lush Employee

(ass)ine confessions by @badmetaphors

~ Ilya waxes poetic about Shane while doped up after an injury. Hayden is the unwilling audience.

Dear Future Husband by @yearnology

~ Shane Hollander accidentally becomes the internet’s favorite “work wife.” Ilya Rozanov thinks this is the funniest thing that has ever happened and commits to the bit with horrifying sincerity.

Integrating My Way Into You by @modudu

~ University AU! where Shane becomes Ilya's math tutor.

The Romance of Somewhere Where Trains Go Direct by @billowyy

~ Shane starts learning Russian because one of his rookies doesn't speak a lot of English, and he tries to convince himself that it's the only reason why.

you're a wag now, enjoy it by @peiceabread

~ Ilya expects the "Metros Queens" group chat to be a trap. Shane worries it's a forum for judging him. Instead, they find brownies, hair product recommendations, and a surprising amount of support for their relationship.

Ottawa Centaurs - The Mockumentary by @LunarMoonstone

~ Ao3 account accessible only. Office style screenplay of the Ottawa Centaurs reactions to Hollanov.

GRWM: Ilya's Version (ft. The Most Exhausted Man in Canada) by @slec

~ The one where Ilya becomes a beauty influencer using Shane’s $300 moisturizer, and Shane tries (and fails) to remain invisible.

ilyuca81 (otherwise known as lucarosanov) by Anonymous

~ Social Media AU! Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him. Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.

all eyes on you by @lanallite

~ Shane’s Calvin Klein campaign goes viral, not only in the hockey sphere, but all over the internet. Ilya tries (and fails) to not show his jealousy.

Vanilla Sweetness Like I'm Sixteen (2/2) by @sunsetmagnolia

~ Coffee Shop AU! In which Ilya is a menace at his local coffee shop, but only to Hayden.

Too Much Ain't Enough by @isuiji

~ Shane secretly learns Russian over ten years (because he's very interested in the language...no other reason).

you were reckless, you were hungry, you were real by @rosemontstreet

~ University! AU. Ilya is the university hockey captain and Shane's Philosophy tutor. This fic perfectly encapsulates Shane's neurodivergence.

the snoopy expert by @pado_hyuck

~ Shapeshifter!AU. Ilya isn't sure why a dog that looks like a western cartoon keeps following him, but he will always welcome a visit from Snoopy.

a double double by @hightowered

~ Shane knows the coffee will be bad, the donuts will be wrong, and the order will be missing something. Ilya doesn’t care. He just wants to see what Tim Hortons is like. (Endorsed by me, a Canadian making this masterlist)

family affairs by under_the_bracken

~ Ilya is left at the table with Shane's father. They talk.

Ilya Rozanov is the World's Biggest Troll by @frizzyanya

~ 5 times Ilya Rozanov told his Boston Teammates that he was hooking up with Shane Hollander and they didn't believe him, and 1 time they finally do.

Lost in Translation by @yeanology

~ 5 times Ilya's Russian chirps at Shane were hilariously mistranslated, +1 time they weren't.

not as dumb as you look by @CherrryBlossoms

~ Shane comes out to Hayden. Or more specifically, Shane comes out as Ilya-Rosanov-sexual.

All My Homies Hate the Montreal Voyageurs by @lazydisposition

~ A video from the Voyageurs locker room before Game 4 of Ottawa vs. Montreal leaks. The Internet flames the Voyageurs for homophobic hate speech.

I said nobody knows you by @rachelrae

~ The Ottawa Centaurs have their own theories about what their captain gets up to in his free time. Wyatt Hayes organizes a bet about it. If only getting an answer out of Rozanov would be easy.

r/HockeyConfessions by @farahist

~ 5 times Ilya goes to Reddit for answers and the one time he got help from Shane himself.

Hayden Pike, Noted Ally by @eden22

~ Hayden accidentally sees the dick pic that Ilya sent Shane, and assumes that Lily is a trans woman (and goes about proving his allyship to Shane).

home, where my music's playing by @Mathgeek12

~ The Centaurs stage an intervention to find out why Ilya missed practice and came back the next day so happy. Hollanov relationship reveal.

So, you like New Yorker? by @oxfordcommachameleon

~ While Shane is outside with his mother, Ilya finds unexpected understanding and warmth in a quiet kitchen conversation with the man who helped raised the boy he loves. Set during season 1 finale.

snapshots by @luminvies

~ Social media AU. The only thing the media knows about famous model Ilya Rozanov's secret boyfriend is that he exists. Shane is happy to keep their relationship private, until he isn't.

fall in love again and again by @galactictsukki

~ College AU. Ilya keeps interrupting Shane's dating prospects accidentally, and then keeps doing it less than accidentally.

Everywhere I'm Not by @paperwhitepen and @phoebefanforever

~ Shane Hollander is a famous hockey player. Ilya Rozanov is a Twitch streamer on the rise with a very one-sided beef with the Montreal Metros’ captain. Under the username GingerAle24, Shane becomes a regular in Ilya’s streams. Ilya has no idea he’s talking to the very same player he’s always losing against.

Line Change by @Oaks118

~  Instead of turning him down, Ilya and Shane become fast friends at the Prospects Cup. Their relationship (and how they hide the truth) completely changes when the media poses them as best friends instead of rivals.

Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov Read Thirst Tweets by @rinpanna

shane hollander boy kisser confirmed ! by @chuyasexual

~ In 2021, Shane Hollander reveals his relationship with former rival Ilya Rozanov to the shock of chronically online people worldwide, who’ve spent the last decade convincing the world he’s secretly in love with his teammate Hayden Pike.

Blundering Confession by @Buyerei

~ Shane recovers from a concussion and accidentally confesses his love for Ilya (while drugged out of his mind).

Ilya Rozanov's Free Rhinoplasty Service by @strawberrv

~ Ilya punches one of his teammates for saying racist shit about Shane.

Worst Sleep That I Ever Had by @plinys

~ Shane ends up with temporary amnesia after an injury and minor surgery and wakes up to find a handsome stranger by his bedside

connection by @isuiji

~ Crack fic social media AU in which Shane tries to find his one night stand on Twitter.

All the changes came my way by @WhimperSoldier

~ Yuna-centric fic with Married!Hollanov and a delightful amount of found family.

The Ottawa Centaurs' Relationship Chart by @leialoo7

~ Shane and Ilya are thrilled to be on the same team this year but can't resist a little on-ice fighting. The team is very concerned.

Young and Hopelessly Smitten by @jukoist

~ Ilya and Shane become childhood best friends at a hockey camp. This changes everything.

Just One Chance by @SuckonLarrysDick

~ College/University AU where Ilya is the captain of the hockey team, who may or may not have a crush on Shane Hollander.

The Montreal Girl by @some1_around

~ Five times Ilya lied (but not really) to his teammates about Shane, and one time he didn’t have to.

COMPANION PIECE:

The Boston Boy by @some1_around

~ Five times someone asked who Lily was, and one time Shane told the truth.

Let it be infinite while it lasts by Anonymous

~ Married!Hollanov, Shane has Alzheimer's.

love me, hate me by @farahist

~ Grad student Shane is Ilya's #1 hater on Twitter. Social media AU.

I'm Reading Your Lips (You're Speaking My Language) (4/4) by @some1_around

~Despite an inauspicious start, when Russia’s Ilya Rozanov learns that Canada’s Shane Hollander is fluent in Russian at their first World Junior Championships tournament, it changes everything and sets them on a different course. Instead of being branded as rivals from the very beginning, Ilya and Shane start off as friends.

please leave a message by @Ravenesta

~ Ilya or 'Lily' is accidentally added to the Montreal Wives and Girlfriends groupchat.

golden-rayed lily by @.marigoldens

Latest fic!!

deleted scenes from the cottage: day 3 (rest of the series | ao3)

deleted scenes from the cottage: day 2 (day 1 — full series will be posted on ao3 <3)

Shane is hanging out with Soot (you know, the tux cat) and the big fuzzy boy for some reason loves hanging upside down from Shane's arms making air biscuits, among other odd resting positions. Like sitting like an old man in front of the tv when his dads are watching hockey. Or just. Right on top of Anya. Just invading her personal space like he owns it.

Anyways Shane is giving him the upside down time he needs so gravity can push his one functional braincell back into his cranium. Mouth open, tongue out, glassy eyes looking out at nothing. And Ilya crouches down at eye level saying "he looks like he is trying to catch a thought but it is running away from him."

"Hey, don't talk about him like that. He's smart...sometimes. when he wants to be."

"And when he wants to be is never, yes?"

Shane almost wants to cover Soot's ears. The disrespect.

"Enh, he will survive, don't worry. At least he is pretty now." Ilya takes the risk scratching the little white triangle of fur on his belly (the purrmuda triangle. He was so proud coming up with that) and Soot actually lets him.

"Mmh, yeah I guess- wait, now?" Shane looks murderous.

"I mean..."

"Ilya...

"He was a very ugly baby."

Shane gasps. Scandalized.

"He was malnourished. And sick, you monster."

"Ehh even when he was fine and we spoiled him he was a little funny looking. But like in a cute way. Weren't you our little lint trap?"

"No pets for you." Shane swats Ilya's hand away and leaves the room, pretending not to hear Ilya surpress a laugh as he tries to apologize.

Week 4 of @shanesummerfest and the theme is...

with shane on his lap a la this gif of jude law in wilde

Also a little extra bc I had the time. They've been like this all night. Might as well crawl into each others skin my god

Week 3 of @shanesummerfest and the theme is:

Beach day:) Shane put lots of spf on both of them, Lilya is just.. like that. But Shane likes being useful so she's only annoyed for like a second.

Week 2 of @shanesummerfest! Prompt:

Off-season break means Shane getting fitted up by brands a lot. And her wife loudly reminding the world that she's a 10 in everything.

Week 1 of @shanesummerfest! Prompt: