its okay he’s traumatised

theyre calling aphmaufantasy “the mystreet channel” its never been more over.

you wouldn’t download a #minecraft diaries.

imagine ur garroth and this random bitch shows up and goes on adventures and does hard labor for you and sails the seas and becomes Lord of ur village and transcends dimensions to go to hell and gets attacked by your kind-of-son/kind-of-little-brother figure and then one day shes walking around with a random baby, he had to have been like "oh Irene were you pregnant that whole time??" thinking about all the shit he asked her to do and then shes like "lol naw I found this", which raises a whole separate issue

WHITE PEOPLE ON APHBLR BE NORMAL CHALLENGE

I'll never shut up about this btw because this is a problem in every single fandom on this damn white-majority tumblr. I've heard way too many times how this space feels unsafe for people of color and I've experienced enough. please humble yourself and check yourself because you're not immune to including racist implications and tropes in your rewrite and you're not immune to perpetuating and excusing casual racism from your friends