"scary boom boom chak"

"why does he look traumatized"

"we have to get matching things! idk what, but SOMETHING" -- "wanna get matching dildos"

"lets give her a dih"

"THE BRITISH ARE COMING"

"gay" -- "gay"

"WHY AM I WET"

"IM IN A TOXIC RELATIONSHIP WITH THE WATER!!!"

"THE WATER HUMPED ME"

"can i come to the creek"

i keep hearing that mayor mamdani is a very good mayor / politician over many sources of media is this true. is bro the metroman that we need. idk i like to turn to yall when i need more personal-based insight on shit

wait shit i need to make a gossip blog

and ur tentacles to me!

OH WOWSIES I FEEL SO HAPPY <3333 yes yes. tentacles. stick your tentacle in me. who THE FUCK. said that.

i alr answered these in a previous post so i'll move my answers here ml!

how many surgeries have you had? if any, what were they for?

oh dear. no actually i havent gotten a surgery guys what are they LIKE. 😭

2. do you like seeing people in pain?

not really, no :(

it completely depends on who you are tho. i wouldnt mind if some people got brutally shot- but i hate it when people i care abt get hurt.

3. do you like being in pain?

nuh-uh.

4. would you consider yourself an unethical or corrupted person?

i'd rather not say 😭😭😭

4. how does your sickness (if any) affect you?

i havent been diagnosed with any sicknesses 🥹

5. if you had to choose, would you rather be kicked in the stomach or kick someone else in the stomach?

KICK SOMEONE ELSE!! ive done it before and ill do it again 🦄🍭

6. do you enjoy negative attention? if so, what's your favorite kind? (bullying, arguing, demonization, etc)

ppl talking behind my back 🩷

7. top 5 favorite fanfic tags?

youll never know 🤫(just dm me <3)

8. have you ever wanted to piss yourself out of anger?

the FUCK. no. shit yes. piss no.

9. what's something you cant get off without?

BAHAHHAHAHAA im not telling u. (its bc its u. heh.)

10. do you like to eat non-food items?

i only eat food items. i EAT ALL OF THEM!!

11. have you ever cheated on a lover? why?

no. BECAUSE IM SINGLE AS FUCK!!

12. do you enjoy being uncomfortable?

hard to explain. but no, for the majority!

13. have you wanted to sleep with a celebrity? who?

wouldnt u like to know...😛

14. worst intrusive thought youve had?

ID RATHER NOT SAY 😭😭😭

15. have you ever acted on your intrusive thoughts? which one(s)?

same answer to the previous question <3

16. what's something you're ashamed of?

(⊙ˍ⊙)

17. are you currently sexually interested in anyone?

WOULDNT YOU LIKE TO KNOW 😭😭😭

18. what's the longest amount of time youve gone without showering?

4 days. i DO NOT play abt my showering. also it was because i was traveling abroad.

19. do you sleep with your doors and / or windows unlocked?

what dumbass does 😭😭😭

20. are you manipulative?

idk actually?? GUYS AM I.

21. would you kill somebody if given the chance?

yes. most definitely yes.

22. are you a hateful person?

this could be its own post- but it very very much depends <3

23. what's something an ex lover or friend did to you? (negative)

turned my entire friend group against me and then procceded to villanize me and tell others that i was judgemental and i used the person 💔

24. do you think you're the reason nobody likes you?

yes and no. i COULD TALK ALL DAY ABT THIS.

25. could you outrun someone if they were chasing you?

hmmm. i can sprint fast but only for short periods of time- and im kinda fast but idk. it VERY HEAVILY depends on the situation :_)

26. are you the type of person to step outside of your sexual comfort zone?

😛

27. have you ever attempted suicide?

💔

28. what's the worst thing you've ever said to someone?

um. i'd rather not say.

29. do you enjoy making out with your friends? if not applicable, would you ever?