As a poet, I also want my viewers to take this rather beautiful allegory into account.

why are people outside at the same time as me it’s my turn

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

Happy centennial to the turtle who bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river

The Summertime Is A Little Different From The Normaltime

i've never been to the southern us i get all my information from tennessee williams plays

everyone in the south is a repressed homosexual

i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

Tumblr constantly has gems like this where someone says something seemingly inane but it’s actually a thought we’ve all had at some point in our lives