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grimeclown

“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please the meal would be great”

texcritterspizzajamboree

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

koth-harvest-final

why do some versions of this post have the image and some not

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sludgefriend

i’m gonna start generating my own conspiracy theories

sludgefriend

aliens are dinosaurs that became advanced and fled earth

sludgefriend

all water is secretly bad for you

sludgefriend

flat universe theory

sludgefriend

mushrooms think

sludgefriend

WW3 happened but was covered up

sludgefriend

moon egg theory

sludgefriend

dark fire department

sludgefriend

tony hawk soul transplant

latenightdys

This makes me think of Welcome to Night Vale

ginadanielsjfc

every time I use “they” to refer to a single gender-unknown person on Tumblr, another piece of my grammar-filled heart shatters, and the pieces scatter at the bottom of hell

davidemmerich

“They” has been a singular pronoun for hundreds of years, you melodramatic dipshit.

miguel-the-sexy-and-powerful-god

well… actually… no… they is plural. people use they when they should use he, she, or it.

baras-deactivated20150906

dense motherfucker, the pronoun “they” is an english equivalent for the third person indefinite singular and has been for literally centuries. it remains morphologically and syntactically plural therefore you don’t need to shit your little pantaloons at compromising your surely rock solid grammar rules.

i guarantee every fuckin time you’ve ever had to refer to a person of an unknown gender you’ve used “they” subconsciously. (“The post clerk gave me a message for you.” “Oh, what did they say?”) but you only have a problem with it when people specify it as a pronoun for themselves because you’re a shitlord i fuckin guess.

manthedog

grammarized straight into hell

apersnicketylemon

Seriously it’s been in use as a singular pronoun since 1375 at least, and that was in a written work meaning colloquial use was definitely happening some time earlier, so y’all need to stop acting like it’s a recent invention that violates grammar and language (Which uh, evolves and changes over time anyways to suite existing needs because that is what languages do and acting all high and mighty about it not only makes you look like a fool, but shows you fundamentally failed to grasp the entire purpose of language as a tool.)

tl;dr Singular they has been correct grammar for over 700 years and even if it wasn’t, language and words evolve, and you can either realize that or go back to speaking olde english and stop using the word ‘you’ which is more recent than singular they is.

oh-snap-pro-choice

Every time I hear someone complain about singular “they”, another piece of my prescriptivist hating heart shatters, and the pieces scatter at the bottom of hell

latenightdys

I mean, prescriptivism is the very bad of linguistics. Descriptivism FTW.

gahdamnpunk

We stan 😍😍

latenightdys

This dude is my idol now.

icare4uisgone-deactivated201707

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durbikins

Counter Strike: Global Offensive

trans-girl-nausicaa

this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them

seelcudoom

this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you

webbut

This doesn’t even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!

feedmecomicart

ate the fucking knife

darkbookworm13-deactivated20240

karpad

nah, his best one? he made a knife out of smoke.

You know how to sharpen smoke? this guy does.

synthicyde

Let’s not forget everything else in his videos.

The googly eyes he puts on things

His cow jugs

The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate

That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didn’t pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife

space-catboy

Art by @patientno7

latenightdys

C u b e t h

wuwaislife

Yes,yes I do Nonnie. :D

I’ve been always interested in these things and in artificial intelligence in general.

The first thing I saw in the topic was an anime called ‘Humanoid Kikaider/Android Kikaider’ and it was also the first thing that got me into these things.And I’ve also seen ‘Chobits’ and ‘Ghost In the Shell’.(I mean the anime series and the animated movie,not the ‘real’ movie)

My favorite movie in the topic is ‘Ex Machina’.(which is highly reccommended if you are into DBH) I also saw ‘The Machine’ and ‘Transcendence’(it’s not about androids/robots,but about artificial intelligence and it was pretty interesting,at least for me :D )

And for games…the first one was ‘NieR: Automata’ and then ‘Detroit: Become Human’.(which is currently my fav one obviously XD)

akunohomu

darkseid-deactivated20190806

what the fuck

transgambit

no horror movie will ever make me feel this afraid

noblepeasant

Its a pun

“Miku dayo” means “Miku is here”

But “Mikudayo” means “I see you”

stupid-thicc-binch

Terrifying nonetheless.

imgaynurse

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platoriagf

run in here and come get yall juice

[terfs dont interact, also: dehyrdate]

pixification

make--it--gayer

memeculture69

ipostdopemusic

Song: We I'ao Artist: Lanakila Year: 2017 Why it’s Dope: A colorful atmosphere that is otherworldly and subtly eerie, intriguing vocal production that is full-bodied, ear-catching, and organic, a strong vocal performance that is bold, yet seemingly effortless, and solid instrumentation that is both punchy and ethereal.

latenightdys

If you're learning English this can really be your last challenge, once you understand the lyrics, you can go, you learnt English successfully.

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iguanamouth

catch, and release

decaf-wizard

someone stop me pls

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