a dash of everything with a sprinkle of nerd

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

I just think guys should jerk off together more often. Even straight guys. It's good for your health to masturbate with your friends, both mentally and physically. It's science, I'm sure.

The rise of bodybuilding as something apparently like 50% of any random normie straight boys do is so crazy to me like what a cultural victory for gay faggotry. You're out here looking like a tom of finland wet dream and you know it's not for women because most cishet women in my experience want a guy who's either fat + strong or who looks like a flimsy wet piece of cardboard

in all fairness, toddlers are funny as fuck. babies will cry because they are experiencing at least ten different senses for the first time all at once and it’s a bit overwhelming for them. fair enough. toddlers will make the most wretched sound you’ve ever heard because you wouldn’t let them run out into a car park and die

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Cmon man