The place where normal people come to die.

uptown rat.. he’s been living in a social frat…. bet he’s never seen an ass this fat….. i bet his mama never told him that

uptown rat… he’s been living in a paris flat.. he’s got a job inside a tall twink’s hat … his dad would not approve of that

That second one I’m screaming

The most cursed Khiphop lyric is and will always be “You nasty don’t swallow my kids”

I don’t know…“Yo girl a turkey on my dick gobble gobble” is a strong contender.

You’re all wrong it’s “i kiss my own tightness”

Jordan peele is a revolutionary producer and you can’t convince me otherwise

I have been saying for years, FOR YEARS! that Good Vibrations by The Beach Boys sounds like a song someone would get murdered to and I’m so glad Jordan Peele agrees with me and finally decided to put it into a movie

i am not a hint taker. u need to speak up.

will today’s kids ever know how truly iconic Harry Potter Puppet Pals: The Mysterious Ticking Noise was??? Will they ever know how it shaped us as a society?? 

really makes u think…

makes me think he could just walk around the pipes and goombas but loves the thrill of the kill

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

me