Eden

Kidnapper: We have your child

Elizabeth, about Will: I could fix them, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with them is way funnier.

Jack: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

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#join me in my ‘one time thranduil said the sinking of numenor was all the númenoreans fault and elrond furiously#cut off rivendell’s trade with mirkwood for nearly 600 years’ agenda @tanoraqui

@streets-in-paradise @axelwolf8109

Aragorn: Okay, just remember, Legolas, flatter Gimli. Make him feel good. Don’t come on too strong.

Aragorn: You're really bad with boundaries.

Just in case my fellow lotr fans didn't know, there's 2 wild orcas in Iceland called Boromir and Faramir, and since they are often seen travelling closely together its possible they're brothers

I love the whole concept that all the mortals by the late third age have this idea of elves as these serene, calm, wise and peaceful beings. Like at the council of Elrond and the like they all see the elves as inherently great givers of advice with the bigger picture at heart. Imagine if someone from then read a book on the first age. Like Faramir being exposed to Elrond’s records after he leaves for Valinor and thinking are these really the same species? Why are they setting everything on fire? Was the founder of Numenor really raised by these people? Did the calm lord Elrond really hold a knife to that guys throat? They are all completely feral and bloodthirsty and possess no basic judgement skills. Frodo getting to Valinor and being invited to a party at Finrod’s house. Expecting a deep cryptic discussion on lore and feeling out of place among all these dignified ethereal legends. And like ten minutes in people are playing drinking games with knives and fire. Frodo expects Lord Elrond to be shocked at his relatives behaviour but finds him in a knife throwing competition with the former high king. He seems to be winning. He also sees what seems to be two high kings making out in the stairwell. His last hope is Galadriel whose now in an intense bar fight with three of her cousins. Her husband is cheering her on from the corner.